Thursday, August 16, 2007
Oh hells yes, Kells!
J-Sexy's birthday was Monday August 13th, and to mark her 26th year, my boyfriend Robert Sylvester Kelly gave her the best present ever in hopes that she would stop calling him "ridicolos." He dropped the new installments of Trapped in the Closet on Monday!
Because I was so busy celebrating her birthday, I somehow made the egregious mistake of forgetting about this until today. I haven't had a chance to watch them all yet because my piece of shit computer keeps shutting down, but what I have seen is AMAZING. R. Kelly is a fucking genius.
So far only episodes 13-16 are out (they're releasing a new one each day), but they're promising we're going to learn a lot more about Twan, the fresh-out-the-state-pen brother-in-law of R. Kelly's character Sylvester, along with sordid details about the sex life of Rosie the spatula-wielding nosy neighbor and her husband Randolph (portrayed by R. Kelly in the greatest white afro wig EVER), plot twists related to his adulterous tryst with straight vodka-swilling Kathy (she of the down-low gay preacher husband), Twan's violent impulses and knocking-up of his archnemesis Tina on an aborted drug run to Atlanta, and Sylvester's eminent skills at mediating debates between estranged lovers.
Oh, hell, just go watch it at IFC.com. It's "crazier than a fish with titties," much like Twan's desire to smoke some chronic whilst driving. I can't wait for the rest of this to drop, because I'm getting impatient. To quote Twan: "Do I look like En Vogue? Because the way you've got me holding on..."
So far only episodes 13-16 are out (they're releasing a new one each day), but they're promising we're going to learn a lot more about Twan, the fresh-out-the-state-pen brother-in-law of R. Kelly's character Sylvester, along with sordid details about the sex life of Rosie the spatula-wielding nosy neighbor and her husband Randolph (portrayed by R. Kelly in the greatest white afro wig EVER), plot twists related to his adulterous tryst with straight vodka-swilling Kathy (she of the down-low gay preacher husband), Twan's violent impulses and knocking-up of his archnemesis Tina on an aborted drug run to Atlanta, and Sylvester's eminent skills at mediating debates between estranged lovers.
Oh, hell, just go watch it at IFC.com. It's "crazier than a fish with titties," much like Twan's desire to smoke some chronic whilst driving. I can't wait for the rest of this to drop, because I'm getting impatient. To quote Twan: "Do I look like En Vogue? Because the way you've got me holding on..."
Labels: boyfriends, hilarious shit, hot dudes, I LOVE IT, intentional buffoonery, ridiculous absurdity, Robert Sylvester Kelly
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