Monday, August 13, 2007
Rosie, leave the FUCKING LESBIANS out of it!
God, Rosie O'Donnell needs to quit blogging almost as much as she needs to learn how to capitalize and spell pronouns and helping verbs. This is what she wrote about an incident over the weekend with a lesbian-hating biker guy outside the TGIFriday's where Rosie was stuffing her fat face with deep-fried green beans:
Ugly lesbians have been ruining it for the rest of us for years now. Making it worse is the fact that like their champion Rosie, these bitches overcompensate for their physical lack of appeal by being patronizing, outspoken fucktards. Combining stupidity, self-righteousness, and an exceptional drive to overcompensate is always a dangerous thing. Thanks to these hordes of unattractive, pretentious, fat, frumpily sacked, loudmouthed, toady, curmudgeonly lezbots, people almost always associate "lesbian" with trolls such as these:
I and probably the rest of the sensible world would much rather have it conjure up these images:
You know bitches like Rosie are seriously screwing things up when I think scenes from Showgirls are a preferable connotation. All the lesbians I know are fine-ass bitches, and have better things to do than let some tiny-dicked, overcompensating tool on a Harley goad them into a screaming match in a mall parking lot. Of course, there's no reason why any self-respecting same-sex loving lady shouldn't get pissed when a homophobic loser is dim-witted enough to think that disparaging a person's sexual orientation is an acceptable retort, but in Rosie's case, she asked for it. Bitch says she's a lesbian more than she says she's a mother or a comedian or an actress or a talk-show host or a woman. I don't think anyone needs to "cower, to fall 2 r knees, ashamed" in the face of an irate and unbalanced motherfucker slinging petty insults, but Rosie should hardly be surprised this asshole brought it up. Her name is becoming synonymous with lesbian, so she need look no further than her own constant harping on the topic to determine why this moron with the motorcycle went there. And given her atrocious conduct in general, it's understandable why this moron thought "lesbian" could be used as a disparaging term.
Rosie needs to just sit down before she does permanent damage to the lesbian community. Her obnoxious qualities have nothing to do with her being a lesbian, but she seems bound and determined to inextricably link them, and I'm tired of it. Hollywood needs to anoint a new prominent lesbian and start ignoring everything Rosie says and does. I can think of a few candidates who would be far better for giving women-loving women the awesome reputation we deserve (yes, I'm including bisexual bitches like myself in that...we count too).
Portia De Rossi is way hot, and she was on "Arrested Development," which was a funny show. She also seems sane and smart, and I think is generally a great example for admirable qualities to associate with lesbians.
Briana Banks may only be bisexual due to her profession, but she also seems sane and certainly can teach some bitches a thing or two about licking snatch. Her love for Jenna is also well-known. Okay, I admit a porn star probably isn't the greatest representative in terms of giving the girlie gays some credibility, but I think Briana Banks should be the damn president of the world and I'm always looking for an excuse to give her a shout-out.
Michelle Rodriguez may be a self-loathing drunk, but her girlfriend Kristanna Loken is pretty hot, and they look pretty sexy swordfighting in their Xena fetish wear. They'd do, if Michelle would ever get over herself, quit driving after a few Mojitos at the LA equivalent of Henrietta Hudson's, and come out, already.
She might look a little scary sometimes, but Suze Orman is not only a proud lesbian, she's a financially responsible one, as well. She shows the world that not only are lesbians cheerful, they can make shrewd investments, get out of debt, and plan one hell of an estate.
Christ, even Miss Cleo the fradulent Ja-Fake-An TV psychic would be better than Rosie. At least Miss Cleo's sales pitches are entertaining. The cards never lie!
Rosie needs to GO AWAY and quit dropping the L word, because she's setting acceptance of lesbians back by decades every time it issues forth from her mouth. People like my crazy Aunt Jesus see Rosie spout off at the mouth and instantly get that much more ammunition for their retarded "Gods Hates Fags" prayer meetings. When she lets an altercation with an unstable person who isn't even remotely worth it escalate into a screaming match about her sexual orientation, or trashes Kelli Ripa for covering Clay (In the Closet) Aiken's mouth, or accusing "heteros" of being backstabbing bitches while on a concert tour promoting friendship between people of all genders and gender preferences all under her ubiquitous "I'm a LESBIAN" rubric, you can almost hear the rest of the world's lezzies lift their faces out of their girlfriends' twats and collectively groan. It's time for Rosie to sit the fuck down on her whopping ass, plug that gaping, hemorrhaging cakehole of hers with a rack of Chili's babyback ribs, and hand over the "I'm a lesbian" reins to someone more worthy. No more ugly bitch bloetry!
alongSHUT UP, ROSIE! You embarrass all of us who like some hot girl-on-girl action by belaboring this point. We all know you're a big old dyke, but you play "the trump card" just as much as all those men you seemingly despise. These idiot-hetero-is-picking-on-me-cause-I'm-a-big-hippo-ass-dyke are the main anecdotes you usually decide to share in your barely readable bloetry (blog + poetry=blows, hence "bloetry"...get it?), and I for one am sick of having your bloated, busted ass spring to mind every time I think "lesbian."
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it's always a man
i tell ya …
as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
"MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!"
"chill dude -
we didn't touch it"
he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCK LESBIANS
he screamed
the trump card
always
and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy
not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight
i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!
he stormed back to his table
right there in the lincoln mall
Ugly lesbians have been ruining it for the rest of us for years now. Making it worse is the fact that like their champion Rosie, these bitches overcompensate for their physical lack of appeal by being patronizing, outspoken fucktards. Combining stupidity, self-righteousness, and an exceptional drive to overcompensate is always a dangerous thing. Thanks to these hordes of unattractive, pretentious, fat, frumpily sacked, loudmouthed, toady, curmudgeonly lezbots, people almost always associate "lesbian" with trolls such as these:
I and probably the rest of the sensible world would much rather have it conjure up these images:
Rosie needs to just sit down before she does permanent damage to the lesbian community. Her obnoxious qualities have nothing to do with her being a lesbian, but she seems bound and determined to inextricably link them, and I'm tired of it. Hollywood needs to anoint a new prominent lesbian and start ignoring everything Rosie says and does. I can think of a few candidates who would be far better for giving women-loving women the awesome reputation we deserve (yes, I'm including bisexual bitches like myself in that...we count too).
Portia De Rossi is way hot, and she was on "Arrested Development," which was a funny show. She also seems sane and smart, and I think is generally a great example for admirable qualities to associate with lesbians.
Briana Banks may only be bisexual due to her profession, but she also seems sane and certainly can teach some bitches a thing or two about licking snatch. Her love for Jenna is also well-known. Okay, I admit a porn star probably isn't the greatest representative in terms of giving the girlie gays some credibility, but I think Briana Banks should be the damn president of the world and I'm always looking for an excuse to give her a shout-out.
Michelle Rodriguez may be a self-loathing drunk, but her girlfriend Kristanna Loken is pretty hot, and they look pretty sexy swordfighting in their Xena fetish wear. They'd do, if Michelle would ever get over herself, quit driving after a few Mojitos at the LA equivalent of Henrietta Hudson's, and come out, already.
She might look a little scary sometimes, but Suze Orman is not only a proud lesbian, she's a financially responsible one, as well. She shows the world that not only are lesbians cheerful, they can make shrewd investments, get out of debt, and plan one hell of an estate.
Christ, even Miss Cleo the fradulent Ja-Fake-An TV psychic would be better than Rosie. At least Miss Cleo's sales pitches are entertaining. The cards never lie!
Rosie needs to GO AWAY and quit dropping the L word, because she's setting acceptance of lesbians back by decades every time it issues forth from her mouth. People like my crazy Aunt Jesus see Rosie spout off at the mouth and instantly get that much more ammunition for their retarded "Gods Hates Fags" prayer meetings. When she lets an altercation with an unstable person who isn't even remotely worth it escalate into a screaming match about her sexual orientation, or trashes Kelli Ripa for covering Clay (In the Closet) Aiken's mouth, or accusing "heteros" of being backstabbing bitches while on a concert tour promoting friendship between people of all genders and gender preferences all under her ubiquitous "I'm a LESBIAN" rubric, you can almost hear the rest of the world's lezzies lift their faces out of their girlfriends' twats and collectively groan. It's time for Rosie to sit the fuck down on her whopping ass, plug that gaping, hemorrhaging cakehole of hers with a rack of Chili's babyback ribs, and hand over the "I'm a lesbian" reins to someone more worthy. No more ugly bitch bloetry!
Labels: assholes, Aunt Jesus, fat fucks, lezbollah, ranting, retard rage, scathing indictments, stank vaginas, you're ugly
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