Friday, September 14, 2007
Breaking radio silence
Okay, bitches, I know you probably have been worried sick the last few days about me. I realize that I probably occupy 99.9999999999% of your thoughts (waking and in dreams), so I'm sorry to have you all freaked out about what could be causing me to not update. Well, don't worry...my stalker didn't get me, I didn't get hit by an errant taxicab, and I didn't fall off the face of the earth. I'm still alive and well, but unfortunately my home computer is not. In fact, pour out some liquor for it, because bitch is more dead than Steve Fossett probably is. Apparently, Windows just decided to self-destruct, which isn't that surprising considering my laptop was in such poor health. It pulled the computational equivalent of a Jack Kevorkian suicide rather than continue suffering through its myriad problems (falling-out Zip drive, malfunctioning fan, functionally dead battery, spyware I don't know enough about to remove, etc.).
Because of my computer's unexpected departure from this mortal coil, I haven't been able to get up early and blog as I would like to. At work, I've been slammed with lab bullshit, my stupid departmental retreat, and patent analysis assignments for my side job, and since I'm only allowed to blog "after-hours" (and since I work 10-12 hour days, I wonder when "after-hours" actually is) there, I haven't been able to keep up with my regular schedule of Razzification.
The good news is that I have just purchased a brand spanking new MacBook, which will be arriving sometime next week. The even better news is that, since it's a Mac, I can hook it up with all the sweet Photoshop/Illustrator/GoLive software we have here at work, and thus have better pictures, and more updates to the horribly neglected rest of my site. More rejects! More boyfriends! More porn reviews! The long-awaited (by Rack and JerseyGirl) "Beverly Hills, 90210" fan section! Even better, the new MacBook comes with a webcam, so all the haters will have more opportunities to see me in action and make fun of my weight, appearance, hair color, voice, pallor, etc. in the form of video blogs. Maybe I'll make like R. Kelly and strip for you all when it comes in, just to pop the webcam's cherry all proper-like. In the meantime, please be patient with the relative lack of updates. I'll get some more shit up over the weekend (since I have a full day in lab tomorrow, I'll have nothing to do during incubation times besides describe how my life lately has been, in the words of the Christian rap group GRITS, like ooh-aah. And next week I'll be back in full motherfuckin' effect. Possibly naked. So don't forget about me (like you could)!
Because of my computer's unexpected departure from this mortal coil, I haven't been able to get up early and blog as I would like to. At work, I've been slammed with lab bullshit, my stupid departmental retreat, and patent analysis assignments for my side job, and since I'm only allowed to blog "after-hours" (and since I work 10-12 hour days, I wonder when "after-hours" actually is) there, I haven't been able to keep up with my regular schedule of Razzification.
The good news is that I have just purchased a brand spanking new MacBook, which will be arriving sometime next week. The even better news is that, since it's a Mac, I can hook it up with all the sweet Photoshop/Illustrator/GoLive software we have here at work, and thus have better pictures, and more updates to the horribly neglected rest of my site. More rejects! More boyfriends! More porn reviews! The long-awaited (by Rack and JerseyGirl) "Beverly Hills, 90210" fan section! Even better, the new MacBook comes with a webcam, so all the haters will have more opportunities to see me in action and make fun of my weight, appearance, hair color, voice, pallor, etc. in the form of video blogs. Maybe I'll make like R. Kelly and strip for you all when it comes in, just to pop the webcam's cherry all proper-like. In the meantime, please be patient with the relative lack of updates. I'll get some more shit up over the weekend (since I have a full day in lab tomorrow, I'll have nothing to do during incubation times besides describe how my life lately has been, in the words of the Christian rap group GRITS, like ooh-aah. And next week I'll be back in full motherfuckin' effect. Possibly naked. So don't forget about me (like you could)!
Labels: computer incompetence, internet domination, Razzification
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It's always sad event when pc dies :(
Here, something for better mood:
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
;P
your reader
Here, something for better mood:
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
;P
your reader
A mac? I suggest you get a cute mac friendly guy to come "hook it up" for you Razz. Then I expect some lurid details and pictures. You know, how big his USB is and what ports got filled.
toodles.
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toodles.
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