Thursday, September 20, 2007
I'm BACK, bitches
So FINALLY my new computer arrived yesterday, and while I would have spent last night catching up on blogging for all of my dedicated Razzyphiles, I decided to go out and get laid instead. Not that I wasn't concerned about all your undoubtedly desperate jonesing for Razzification, but getting ass will always take priority over anything else. I'm sure you all understand. And if you don't...well, fuck off. You can all lick the drying semen off the small of my back (that's a lot grosser and more meaningful than simply saying "you can all kiss my ass.")
Anyway, don't think I don't care. Although I can't quite get back to the full bloggity routine today on account of having a lot of backlogged work to do, I'm more than happy to show you some of the more awesome features of my new computer. For starters, it has a webcam. I was totally going to make a video of me sitting around, hung over and butt-ass naked, so that you can all enjoy my somewhat grating and obnoxious voice along with the sacred vision that is my tits, but I can't figure out how to do anything with it besides take a picture. I was tremendously excited to see that the camera actually takes pictures in Predator Vision! I spent literally a solid 30 minutes in lab yesterday doing this:
I kept saying shit like "What's the matter, Dillon? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?" and "If it bleeds, we can kill it" in Ahnold-voice at my webcam thanks to this faux thermal cam effect, because I'm a big nerd loser who has seen Predator entirely too many times. The fake comic book effect also amused me:
As did the faux Andy Warhol thing. Again, behold the awesome power of the Mac! It makes me look WAY hotter than a Campbell's soup can or that busted plus-sized Marilyn Monroe bitch!
However, I know what you really all want to see. I did take a picture of last night's honey biting my breast, but for some odd reason I can't figure out, he didn't want me to put that up here. Pussy. So instead I just took a picture of yours truly in my state of topless post-coital glory:
Anyway, I'm back and tomorrow I'll get down to the regular blogging you've all come to depend on like air or water or food. In the meantime, hopefully the tits will tide you all over.
Anyway, don't think I don't care. Although I can't quite get back to the full bloggity routine today on account of having a lot of backlogged work to do, I'm more than happy to show you some of the more awesome features of my new computer. For starters, it has a webcam. I was totally going to make a video of me sitting around, hung over and butt-ass naked, so that you can all enjoy my somewhat grating and obnoxious voice along with the sacred vision that is my tits, but I can't figure out how to do anything with it besides take a picture. I was tremendously excited to see that the camera actually takes pictures in Predator Vision! I spent literally a solid 30 minutes in lab yesterday doing this:
I kept saying shit like "What's the matter, Dillon? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?" and "If it bleeds, we can kill it" in Ahnold-voice at my webcam thanks to this faux thermal cam effect, because I'm a big nerd loser who has seen Predator entirely too many times. The fake comic book effect also amused me:
As did the faux Andy Warhol thing. Again, behold the awesome power of the Mac! It makes me look WAY hotter than a Campbell's soup can or that busted plus-sized Marilyn Monroe bitch!
However, I know what you really all want to see. I did take a picture of last night's honey biting my breast, but for some odd reason I can't figure out, he didn't want me to put that up here. Pussy. So instead I just took a picture of yours truly in my state of topless post-coital glory:
Anyway, I'm back and tomorrow I'll get down to the regular blogging you've all come to depend on like air or water or food. In the meantime, hopefully the tits will tide you all over.
Labels: nudity, overcompensation, Razzification
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You can all lick the drying semen off the small of my back
Gross, yes. But also, kick-ass hot!
And in total agreement about the fantastic-ness of your rack.
If I ever make it to NY I'd love to come find you and buy you a beer.
Gross, yes. But also, kick-ass hot!
And in total agreement about the fantastic-ness of your rack.
If I ever make it to NY I'd love to come find you and buy you a beer.
# posted by 
: 9/24/2007 5:52 PM
: 9/24/2007 5:52 PM
Eww, you're a disgusting old slut. You're proud of the fact that you sleep around? Dumb whore. Seriously, you retarded bitch, stop thinking the world revolves around you because you have a fucking blog. 12 year olds have blogs these days. Ooh, they much be soooo well-liked. Wow. Dumbass.
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