Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Merry 9/11, y'all!
So today I am sorry to say I don't have time to do a "Daily Dude I Want to Hit" or "Daily Douchebag" today as I'm busting out a poster full of rhinovirology hotness for my department's retreat. J-Sexy's is so cute, complete with a catchy title ("Interfering with Interferon") and her trademark "polio-o's" (replacing the letter "o" in her title with little polio virions). Since she set the bar high for eleventh hour virology hotness, I've got to produce something equally aesthetically pleasing for the crowd of discriminating microbiology nerds to praise.
In addition to the science business, I was distracted this morning by all those depressing 9/11 memorials on TV. That shit is live from Ground Zero every year, and while I obviously understand the importance of having a 9/11 memorial service, why does it have to be on every single fucking channel? It is a lousy way to start the morning listening to a choked-up NYFD captain rattling off the names of all his dead friends, and I wish there was ONE channel that would pay attention to other important news. I think it would provide hope to us all to hear some GOOD news on 9/11 for a change. For example, the news that 50 Cent's album Curtis dropped today and it is AWESOME.
As usual, 50 Cent is the master of the diss and the unintentionally hilarious lyrics about his prowess in the bedroom (if the song "Peep Show" wasn't titled that, I would have thought Fitty and Eminem were inviting women to their "Creep Show"). I suspect that because of the Razzy-related drama between my top two boyfriends Curtis Jackson and Robert Sylvester Kelly, 50 had some choice words for Kells: "I'm pissin' on grown women...R. Kelly do it to children." That diss will be outdated when the R-uh in R&B is exonerated at his trial starting next Monday, but whatever. Fitty is the silver lining on this 9/11, or as he puts it, he's "in the cut like germs" and you should go celebrate the day we got seriously dissed by Al Qaeda by buying yourself a copy of Curtis and listening to the dulcet beef-fomenting tones of 50 Cent, the world's most accomplished hater next to Osama.
In addition to the science business, I was distracted this morning by all those depressing 9/11 memorials on TV. That shit is live from Ground Zero every year, and while I obviously understand the importance of having a 9/11 memorial service, why does it have to be on every single fucking channel? It is a lousy way to start the morning listening to a choked-up NYFD captain rattling off the names of all his dead friends, and I wish there was ONE channel that would pay attention to other important news. I think it would provide hope to us all to hear some GOOD news on 9/11 for a change. For example, the news that 50 Cent's album Curtis dropped today and it is AWESOME.
As usual, 50 Cent is the master of the diss and the unintentionally hilarious lyrics about his prowess in the bedroom (if the song "Peep Show" wasn't titled that, I would have thought Fitty and Eminem were inviting women to their "Creep Show"). I suspect that because of the Razzy-related drama between my top two boyfriends Curtis Jackson and Robert Sylvester Kelly, 50 had some choice words for Kells: "I'm pissin' on grown women...R. Kelly do it to children." That diss will be outdated when the R-uh in R&B is exonerated at his trial starting next Monday, but whatever. Fitty is the silver lining on this 9/11, or as he puts it, he's "in the cut like germs" and you should go celebrate the day we got seriously dissed by Al Qaeda by buying yourself a copy of Curtis and listening to the dulcet beef-fomenting tones of 50 Cent, the world's most accomplished hater next to Osama.
Labels: 50 cent, boyfriends, grad school bullshit, I LOVE IT, J-Sexy, rap, Robert Sylvester Kelly, terror
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Gee, sorry 9/11 is so inconvenient for you. Maybe you should tell all the families that lost loved ones six years ago that you find their grief so annoying. I'm sure they'd feel really bad that you had to watch them paying tribute to the victims' memories instead of hearing about really important news like the new 50 Cent album, which by the way sucks like everything else he's ever put out.
Here's another piece of news that got missed while the 0/11 families were pissing you off this morning: your blog is f@#%ing terrible, your writing is at best trite drivel, and I can't imagine anyone is reading it for any other reason than to get a few laughs at your unparalelled stupidity.
Here's another piece of news that got missed while the 0/11 families were pissing you off this morning: your blog is f@#%ing terrible, your writing is at best trite drivel, and I can't imagine anyone is reading it for any other reason than to get a few laughs at your unparalelled stupidity.
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: 9/11/2007 12:03 PM
: 9/11/2007 12:03 PM
If it's any consolation, Raz, I'll always be laughing WITH your unparalleled stupidity rather than at it.
Raz,
Don't bother with the anonymous prick up top. He's probibly one of the morons that you'll see every other day at Ground Zero walking around looking like he just had sex with a printing machine for a flag factory.
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Don't bother with the anonymous prick up top. He's probibly one of the morons that you'll see every other day at Ground Zero walking around looking like he just had sex with a printing machine for a flag factory.
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