Monday, October 01, 2007

 

Daily Douchebag: Chester Arthur Stiles


Name: Chester Arthur Stiles

DOB: 1970?

Occupation: pedophile

Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada

Current residence: On the lam

Douchebaggery: I think it goes without saying that making a sex tape with a three-year-old child more than qualifies someone as a douchebag. I hate kids, so I can't imagine why anyone would ever want to have sex with one of those horrible little creatures. Especially a three-year-old; that's the worst age. Three-year-olds are brats who always cry and throw fits and complain, they stink, they eat with all the class and sophistication of pigs at the slop trough, and they wipe their snot on everything. Who wants to have sex with that? GROSS!

Well, apparently Chester Stiles did, since he's been on the run dodging an arrest warrant issued in 2004 for touching the kiddies, and passed some of his time as a figuitive making an amateur child rape-porn video. I guess Chester Stiles has to stick with fucking kids because you know that no woman past the age of four would ever hit this pube-stachioed mess. Chester Stiles puts the "ew" in "lewd conduct with a minor:"

He looks like the long-lost child rapist progeny of Gael Garcia Bernal and Christian Slater, and he just exudes an overpowering sense of skeezy. I don't even need to know that he videotaped himself fucking a three-year-old (to reiterate: OH MY GOD, GROSS!) to know that this guy is a sick creep of the highest magnitude. I hope "America's Most Wanted" or whoever really campaigns hard to haul this fugitive's nasty self in and ensure that his ass gets thrown into the clink and pounded like a piece of chicken fried steak.

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