Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Further validating my Britney-doesn't-offend-Catholics hypothesis
Yesterday, I wrote a post about how there's nothing Britney Spears can really do to piss off Catholics on any substantial issue, especially when compared to the Pope. However, I apparently spoke too soon. Thanks to the miracle of Facebook, I've gotten to witness my Halloween legacy popping up online in real time as my friends and fellow nerdalicious grad students have uploaded the contents of their cameras to the social networking internets. And apparently, I anticipated Brit-Brit's foray into trashily juxtaposing images of whorishness with those of the clergy (and hot Asian chicks in bandages who obviously want to hit my hotness):
And I also anticipated the trend Britney's attempting in dragging the south Indian cricket-playing community into the controversy along with the Holy See. Maybe nothing like that has happened yet, but trust that it will:
Hell, you can almost see the extent to which I took the accuracy of my Britney costume in this picture. In fact, I'm amazed that my HV (hairless vadge), which I shaved just for this monumental occasion, didn't make an appearance to augment my outfit like what. It's right on the threshold of peeping out. Damn...I guess I really can't beat myself up too much for failing to perfectly imitate the master of the paparazzi crotch shot.
And dudes, can you all take a minute to just appreciate how fucking hideously trashtastic my weave and nails look??? Being that trailer fabulous comes naturally to me. You can take the girl outta Puyallup, but you can't take the Puyallup out the girl! Anyway, happy Halloween, y'all!
And I also anticipated the trend Britney's attempting in dragging the south Indian cricket-playing community into the controversy along with the Holy See. Maybe nothing like that has happened yet, but trust that it will:
And dudes, can you all take a minute to just appreciate how fucking hideously trashtastic my weave and nails look??? Being that trailer fabulous comes naturally to me. You can take the girl outta Puyallup, but you can't take the Puyallup out the girl! Anyway, happy Halloween, y'all!
Labels: Britney Spears, Catholicism, Halloween, PWT, Razzification
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I too am dissappointed that your HV didn't make an appearance for the party. Well, we always have next year to look forwar to!
Nice choice of costume. Who's the mummy getting the handfull? Curious readers want to know.
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Nice choice of costume. Who's the mummy getting the handfull? Curious readers want to know.
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