Friday, November 16, 2007
Best. Strategy. For Catching Cheaters. Ever.
Thanks to Dlisted, I came upon this YouTube by this hot Floridian piece named Riskay. Yes, I know, Riskay is basically the awesomest name of all time. Self-proclaimed "drama queen" Riskay lives up to the hotness of her name and title by singing a song that is at once catchy and filled with practical advice for ladies who suspect their man might be getting his creep on.
Why you comin' home
At five in the morn?
Something's going on.
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool
Cuz that ain't cool
What you need to do is
Let me smell yo dick!
Riskay is a damned sensible woman. While many might think the genitalia smell test is vulgar or uncivilized, you can't argue with its efficacy. The dick-smelling approach to catching a cheater gets results. And Riskay phrases it so eloquently! I'm telling you, Robert Sylvester Kelly has some competition for mindblowingly awesome songwriting skills at the next Grammys. He'd better bring it with more than a Lone Ranger mask now that Riskay is in the lyrics game. And speaking of, I totally just found my Hilarious Hip-Hop/R&B Lyric of the Month for December (and thank God, because T-Pain can't have a funny song every month of the year, can he?).
Why you comin' home
At five in the morn?
Something's going on.
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool
Cuz that ain't cool
What you need to do is
Let me smell yo dick!
Riskay is a damned sensible woman. While many might think the genitalia smell test is vulgar or uncivilized, you can't argue with its efficacy. The dick-smelling approach to catching a cheater gets results. And Riskay phrases it so eloquently! I'm telling you, Robert Sylvester Kelly has some competition for mindblowingly awesome songwriting skills at the next Grammys. He'd better bring it with more than a Lone Ranger mask now that Riskay is in the lyrics game. And speaking of, I totally just found my Hilarious Hip-Hop/R&B Lyric of the Month for December (and thank God, because T-Pain can't have a funny song every month of the year, can he?).
Labels: hilarious shit, I LOVE IT, rap, Robert Sylvester Kelly
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