Wednesday, November 14, 2007
But George W. Bush IS a...
Not that I give a flying underwater scissor-style fuck about what Whoopi Goldberg says or does, because she annoys me and because Hell will look like the vast and tempestuous Bering Sea halfway to freaking Kamchatka in January before I pay much attention to anyone affiliated with the travesty known as "The View," but apparently she's in trouble because last year she called George W. Bush a cunt. Well she actually didn't even drop the big "C-word" that everyone seems to find so offensive. She just made the obvious vagina joke about Bush's last name and said something like "keep Bush where it belongs and out of the White House." This was all in support of John (LOSER) Kerry's pathetic attempt at obfuscating his way into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. For some reason, Whoopi is now getting heat for calling President Bush a cunt, and she's quick to remind everyone that she just made a play on his last name, and never uttered the dreaded "C U Next Tuesday."
Girls go crazy when you say "cunt"...except me, that is. I don't think "cunt" is all that bad of a word. It's just a synonym for vagina, so why is it any worse than "cooze" or "poon"? I actually think it has more zing old standbys like "pussy" and "twat," and I'll use it any day over lame cutesy euphemisms like "vajayjay." Frankly, there's other words (ie: "gash") that I think conjure up much grosser and more repugnant associations. But for some reason, it's been universally accepted that "cunt" is probably the worst thing you can call a woman. If you're a little pissed, you call a woman a bitch. If you're furious and want to establish that your ire is NO JOKE, you drop a c-bomb on that ho. That's like declaring a fucking blood feud. On those grounds, I don't understand why an avowed Bush-hater like Whoopi is saying, "Oh, I didn't call him a CUNT. I pointed out to the mentally slow, self-righteous rich assholes attending some lame Murder, DNC (what some of my wonk friends called their employer, the Democratic National Committee, circa 2003) $1000-a-plate fundraising dinner for Kerry that his name doubles as a coarse slang term for vagina. THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT! Calling the president a cunt would be SOOOOO INAPPROPRIATE. That would mean business. You know it's a joke because I just called him a Bush! Which he is! LOL! Watch more pointless discussion about my not using the c-word on 'The View.'"
Well, he's also a cunt. And if Whoopi doesn't have the stones to go there, lucky for everyone I do.
GEORGE W. BUSH IS A CUNT.
That said, vote libertarian.
Girls go crazy when you say "cunt"...except me, that is. I don't think "cunt" is all that bad of a word. It's just a synonym for vagina, so why is it any worse than "cooze" or "poon"? I actually think it has more zing old standbys like "pussy" and "twat," and I'll use it any day over lame cutesy euphemisms like "vajayjay." Frankly, there's other words (ie: "gash") that I think conjure up much grosser and more repugnant associations. But for some reason, it's been universally accepted that "cunt" is probably the worst thing you can call a woman. If you're a little pissed, you call a woman a bitch. If you're furious and want to establish that your ire is NO JOKE, you drop a c-bomb on that ho. That's like declaring a fucking blood feud. On those grounds, I don't understand why an avowed Bush-hater like Whoopi is saying, "Oh, I didn't call him a CUNT. I pointed out to the mentally slow, self-righteous rich assholes attending some lame Murder, DNC (what some of my wonk friends called their employer, the Democratic National Committee, circa 2003) $1000-a-plate fundraising dinner for Kerry that his name doubles as a coarse slang term for vagina. THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT! Calling the president a cunt would be SOOOOO INAPPROPRIATE. That would mean business. You know it's a joke because I just called him a Bush! Which he is! LOL! Watch more pointless discussion about my not using the c-word on 'The View.'"
Well, he's also a cunt. And if Whoopi doesn't have the stones to go there, lucky for everyone I do.
GEORGE W. BUSH IS A CUNT.
That said, vote libertarian.
Labels: celebrities, free fucking speech, intentional buffoonery, libertarians rule, overcompensation, politics, stank vaginas
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