Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Billy Dee Williams
Real Name: William December Williams, Jr. (!)
DOB: April 6, 1937
Occupation: smooth-ass actor
Hometown: Harlem, New York, New York
Current residence: Los Angeles, California
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Ever since I was a little kid, I've heard my mom go on and on about how she thinks Billy Dee Williams is the sexiest piece of ass on the planet. Whenever we watch The Empire Strikes Back and Lando first strolls out to flash his lady-killing grin at Princess Leia in the Cloud City, my mother without fail falls into a state of giggly, rapturous praise. "Oh, that Billy Dee! He's so charming! He's so handsome!" In fact, in Return of the Jedi, my mother shows no interest whatsoever in the goings on at Jabba's palace until Lando shows up as part of the effort to break Han Solo out of his carbonite prison to atone for selling his ass out in the previous movie.
While I never achieved my mother's level of Billy Dee adoration, I saw the above picture of him picking up Thanksgiving dinner this year and have to give the man his due. He is pretty fucking hot for a SEVENTY YEAR OLD. Normally I don't think dirty thoughts about the elderly, but I would be lying if I said I didn't contemplate what it would be like hitting that hot geriatric piece. This is also encouraging, because it proves that alcohol--or at least Colt 45--does a body good. As I'm on the Billy Dee health plan, I'm fixing to be one hot old bitch in another forty years.
Speaking of Colt 45, I managed to dig up an old TV ad in which the hotness known as William December Williams, Jr. talks about his favorite beverage. "There are two rules to remember if you want to have a good time. Rule number one: never run out of Colt 45. Rule number two: never forget rule number one." If that's not hot, I don't know what is.
Billy Dee truly cornered the market on smooth, and he hasn't given that shit up now, even in his twilight years. While I certainly had fun fingerbanging the turkey with my platonic life partner this Thanksgiving, I have to confess that part of me wishes I was enjoying some delicious, frosty-cold cans of malt liquor with Lando Calrissian. What a foxy old man.
Labels: aging, alcoholism, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot dudes, movies
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dewd, are you not SO INTO bossip.com??? xoxo! ps the humanit-arians have me mad busy! learning curve high in the nerd shack! hoping to be able to chat u soon ok sewper qewl!
Shit! Williams is 70?!
Man, he got the good-black-skin genes that my half white ass did not.
Another Geri delight.
L & L
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Man, he got the good-black-skin genes that my half white ass did not.
Another Geri delight.
L & L
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