Thursday, November 01, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Jon Kitna
DOB: September 21, 1972
Occupation: starting quarterback for the mighty Detroit Lions, super Christian
Hometown: Tacoma, Washington--City of Destiny, bitches!
Current residence: T-town in the off-season
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Every Sunday at my football bar I have to listen to my buddy Js and Ps go off about "the mighty Lions" and "the vaunted Lions offense led by the mighty Jon Kitna." Kitna has had a surprisingly good season so far, and he is undoubtedly one of the most accomplished quarterbacks to emerge from the P-N-Dub. Not Ryan Leaf nor Billy Joe Hobert nor any of the brothers Huard can match Kitna's success. It recalls his glory days, like when he led the Central Washington University Wildcats to the championship of whatever conference they're in (the road to the Whatever Bowl goes through Ellensburg, bitches!) or when he ripped the Rhein Fire a new one as quarterback for the Barcelona Dragons in the late 90s. Js and Ps and I attribute his continued success at the helm of the Lions to his special relationship with the big JC upstairs. Apparently, Kitna is such a convincing Christian that he's converted half the team and the coaching staff.
Leading one's brethren to the light of their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ gets a little serious sometimes though. I mean, soul-saving is not anything to trifle with. Therefore, you can hardly blame Kitna for loosening up and having a little Halloween fun at the expense of a repentant member of his flock, specifically defensive line coach Joe Cullen. Joe Cullen got drunk last year and drove nude through a Wendy's drive-through, so Kitna and his wife thought they'd for sure win the Lions team costume contest with this ensemble:
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, Dear God, Halloween, NFL football, P-N-Dub
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