Monday, November 05, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: my dogs
Name: Caesar and Chingy! Rasmussen
DOB: see below
Occupation: see below
Hometown: see below
Current residence: see below
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Okay, so I don't want to have sex with either of my dogs--who are both NEUTERED anyway--but as soon as I published today's Daily Douchebag busting on them, both of the monsters started acting extra sweet. Caesar came over and laid down at my feet, then looked up at me very sweetly with his milk chocolate eyes. Chingy!, meanwhile, came over and rubbed his face against my leg. While this was either a gesture of affection or an attempt to wipe his eye booger on my pants, I'm not sure, but I was touched enough to feel bad about calling my two most loyal Razzyphiles "Douchebags." So now I'm calling them my Daily Dudes I Want to Hit, and everything breaks even. It's like in football; the penalties offset.
Labels: Caese Doggy Dogg, CHONGAY CHONG, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, doggity style
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