Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Ryan Murphy
DOB: ???
Occupation: TV producer, writer, director, creator of "Nip/Tuck," world's biggest "I Love New York" fan
Hometown: Indianapolis, Indiana
Current residence: Los Angeles, California
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Thanks to Ryan Murphy, Tiffany "New York" Pollard showed up to star as herself in an episode of "Nip/Tuck" which included memorable New York moments like her date, Wolf, farting on her in the green room, New York chasing Julian McMahon around the set until he surrendered and kissed her, and Ryan Murphy dryly providing the greatest review of New York's professional abilities ever ("she came, she saw, she acted, she smoked"). In addition to this moment of awesomeness on "I Love New York," I fucking LOVE "Nip/Tuck." It is one of the best shows on TV.
So far, this season's three episodes have included a chick shitting in a hot tub, hot Portia de Rossi lesbian sex, meth-addicted ex-Scientologist porn stars, an orgy with a gang of Marilyn Monroe impersonators, Dr. Christian Troy moonlighting as a gigolo for cougar divorcees, and lines like, "My ego is the only thing bigger than my cock" (be still my heart...I love assholes who say shit like that). This show is so fucking awesome I can't even begin to go into it. I don't care if I'm the only person I know who watches it. Last night, LL Cool Jew seemed a little crestfallen that I was only going to switch to "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" during "Nip/Tuck" commercials (thus interrupting the flow of our TV-related text message exchanges), but I've got my priorities and she's got hers. Besides, I can catch Dani the lezzie firefighter earnestly processing with Tila about her feelings on a rerun any night this week, and it's not as important for me as it is for, say, LL Cool Jew and El Cyd and other bitches who like their ladies butch and rocking "Two-a-Days" hair, to see this as it unfolds. "Nip/Tuck" is always going to be my first jam, and I have Ryan Murphy to thank. And I like him even more now that I know he's got love for New York and I have her singular presence to look forward to in an upcoming episode. This is a silver lining considering that last night's scenes-from-the-next-"Nip/Tuck" implied that next week, Rosie O'Donnell is reprising her character (who paid my boyfriend Dr. Christian Troy $400K last season to fuck him) and will be graphically molested in the McNamara/Troy recovery room. **SHUDDER**
I'll need New York and her basketball tits to help me get over that. Thank you, Ryan Murphy, for knowing what I want. I'd fully hit his hot ass just for having a beautiful mind, at least if he weren't exclusively into dudes.
Labels: celebrities, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot dudes, I Love New York, Nip/Tuck, TV
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