Monday, November 05, 2007
I TOLD you Kristeen Young sucked!
When I went to the Morrissey concert the week before last, my crew lingered at the German restaurant where we were indulging in pre-Morrissey sausages, schnitzel, and beer to ensure we missed the lame-ass opening act. Unfortunately, we still managed to catch the last few songs of the opening act, some chick named Kristeen Young. When we walked in, MIss Corbutt turned to me and goes, "Did we just walk into Olympia, Washington circa 1992?" I replied, "Got a pen? Because I need to write 'RIOT GRRL' on my knuckles." Seriously, this dumb slag might as well have asked 15-year-old feminazi poetry writing Razzy to decorate her keyboard for her:
We both rolled our eyes, and as if she could read our minds, Kristeen noted that she was about to play her last song. Thank GOD.
Morrissey'sHair was blowing up my spot via text all throughout the show, and I made a point to complain about this Kristeen snatch to him.
While I would be flattered if someone gave my oral sex skills a positive review, Morrissey was most certainly not. I don't blame him for being mad that this outdated hooker was dragging his good name through the mud by claiming that even though Morrissey is a vegan, he still eats the occasional bearded clam. I mean, I'm sure Morrissey can suck a mean dick, but to suggest that he'd hit that sack of Bikini Kill-influenced tits is just a straight-up insult. And thus, Kristeen Young was fired. HA!
If only her dismissal had taken effect immediately, and thus saved me the annoyance of hearing two and a half Kristeen Young jams. I think the only one who didn't mind her was J-Sexy, and that's only because while J-Sexy likes "Mahrissey", she isn't particularly familiar with his entire repertoire and was there mostly to have a novel experience. During the show, she kept saying, "I wish he would play that 'Playboy' song, I don't know these other songs." At that moment, he was playing "How Soon Is Now" and I said, "But J-Sexy, this is like the most famous Smiths song." She gave one of her typical imperious shrugs. Classic.
Morrissey'sHair was blowing up my spot via text all throughout the show, and I made a point to complain about this Kristeen snatch to him.
Razzy: U have no idea how bad this ho opening sux. Morrissey i'm sure hates her. Stupd generic lezbot.Well, as it turns out, Morrissey's love for Kristeen Young has run out. Apparently at the show a couple days before the one I attended, some audience member was sick of listening to her caterwaul and called out for Morrissey. Kristeen Young responded, "Morrissey gives great head...I mean, cunnilingus."
Morrissey'sHair: Kristeen Young? Moz loves her.
Razzy: Ugh. I guess he was also a pnw lez circa 92 then.
While I would be flattered if someone gave my oral sex skills a positive review, Morrissey was most certainly not. I don't blame him for being mad that this outdated hooker was dragging his good name through the mud by claiming that even though Morrissey is a vegan, he still eats the occasional bearded clam. I mean, I'm sure Morrissey can suck a mean dick, but to suggest that he'd hit that sack of Bikini Kill-influenced tits is just a straight-up insult. And thus, Kristeen Young was fired. HA!
If only her dismissal had taken effect immediately, and thus saved me the annoyance of hearing two and a half Kristeen Young jams. I think the only one who didn't mind her was J-Sexy, and that's only because while J-Sexy likes "Mahrissey", she isn't particularly familiar with his entire repertoire and was there mostly to have a novel experience. During the show, she kept saying, "I wish he would play that 'Playboy' song, I don't know these other songs." At that moment, he was playing "How Soon Is Now" and I said, "But J-Sexy, this is like the most famous Smiths song." She gave one of her typical imperious shrugs. Classic.
Labels: comeuppance, feminazism, J-Sexy, lezbollah, Miss Corbutt, Morrissey'sHair, overcompensation, sluts
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