Friday, November 16, 2007
Saturday night special
Attention all you Razzyphiles in the New York City area who have always desired to meet me and buy me a cocktail! Tomorrow is my 29th birthday, and there's a big huge party for me and FalloniusMonk (who turned 29 on November 11th)!
And FalloniusMonk wanted to wear some sweater vest she bought so she demanded the party be golf-themed. I don't do golf or sweater vests, so I told my guests the party would be tit-themed. FalloniusMonk doesn't do tits (well, she does because she's a big old lezzie, but she doesn't do them like me...in other words, she keeps them stowed within her shirt like a dignified lady unlike me), so at least we can agree on scotch being the official drink of "The 29th Hole."
And you should come, with money you will use to purchase me or FalloniusMonk or both of us Johnnie Walker Blacks on the rocks. All the NYC-located RAZZY.org characters you've always wanted to meet will be there (JerseyGirl, Miss Corbutt, KatieScarlett, Rack, J-Sexy, Neo, and all les bitches), and I will be drunk, wearing a crown, and undoubtedly on the prowl. It will be fun. I especially encourage attendance of hot, swarthy dudes with big dicks and stacked blonde bitches who like snatch. And who will respect me and be nice to me in the morning when I kick them out on my way to the bar where I watch football!
We'll see you at:
THE BLACK DOOR
127 West 26th Street
(Betwixt 6th and 7th Avenues)
On the fair isle of Mannahattas in the colony of Nieuw Amsterdam
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17th, 2007
TEN P.M. UNTIL WHENEVS!
See you there, Razzyphiles!
And FalloniusMonk wanted to wear some sweater vest she bought so she demanded the party be golf-themed. I don't do golf or sweater vests, so I told my guests the party would be tit-themed. FalloniusMonk doesn't do tits (well, she does because she's a big old lezzie, but she doesn't do them like me...in other words, she keeps them stowed within her shirt like a dignified lady unlike me), so at least we can agree on scotch being the official drink of "The 29th Hole."
And you should come, with money you will use to purchase me or FalloniusMonk or both of us Johnnie Walker Blacks on the rocks. All the NYC-located RAZZY.org characters you've always wanted to meet will be there (JerseyGirl, Miss Corbutt, KatieScarlett, Rack, J-Sexy, Neo, and all les bitches), and I will be drunk, wearing a crown, and undoubtedly on the prowl. It will be fun. I especially encourage attendance of hot, swarthy dudes with big dicks and stacked blonde bitches who like snatch. And who will respect me and be nice to me in the morning when I kick them out on my way to the bar where I watch football!
We'll see you at:
THE BLACK DOOR
127 West 26th Street
(Betwixt 6th and 7th Avenues)
On the fair isle of Mannahattas in the colony of Nieuw Amsterdam
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17th, 2007
TEN P.M. UNTIL WHENEVS!
See you there, Razzyphiles!
Labels: aging, alcoholism, FalloniusMonk, NYC, Razzification
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Sweet. Dr. Girlfriend forwarded me your evite a while back, and although I think she is otherwise booked, I'm going to swim past to buy you a drink. Yee haw...
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