Monday, December 31, 2007
Daily Douchebag: James McBride
DOB: February 5, 1961
Occupation: white supremacist, twice convicted felon
Hometown: Endicott, New York
Current residence: Endicott, New York
Douchebaggery: So yesterday I wrote a lengthy post detailing my annoyance with fake Doctor James McBride, some idiotic "Aryan Brotherhood"-belonging moron who practically begged me to pay attention to him and his dog and then plagiarized my website for his unremarkable ode to ranting incomprehensibly about Mumia Abu Jamal, Tookie Williams, and non-white people in general. Well, James, having nothing better to do, went ahead and made a new section of his website devoted entirely to me! Since I don't really want to link to this asshole, here's a screen capture:
I like how he refers to me as "Rozzy," apparently to prevent me from getting any traffic from him. Well, the joke is on Jaimie, because he already checks my website on the daily, so I figure I'm getting 100% of his traffic referred to mine. I guess I'll have to live without the three unique hits per year of other random white supremacists who visit his "Hate Mail" page and are interested in finding some useless bullshit. I also like how the best he can do to bust on me is suggest that my website looks like shit (no duh...how many times have I complained about that?), speculate that my apartment is messy (again, no duh, I talk about that all the time), and call me a "haggard looking aging debutante." Last time I was at one of the many high society balls I regularly attend, all the other socialites DID point out that I'm getting a little rough around the edges...I better go get some Botox or something!
I also like how James says that I have a "viral" hatred of him because I'm "a flaming dyed in the wool liberal." As I actually AM a virologist by profession, I don't know how my hatred of him relates to intracellular obligate parasitism, but then again, I have NEVER gone by the term "Mistress" (since I'm neither into BDSM or a fat goth loser), so it appears misnomers are a part of his cunning linguistics. I did appreciate his acknowledging my quick wit and nice tits. My tits aren't as nice as his, but oh well. Maybe in my next life.
Anyway, some fairly hilarious e-mail exchanges have been going on between myself and James since I advised him that I would be calling his racist ass out on my site. Since Razzyphiles seem to love it when I get into a flame war with someone who is way out of my league in terms of intelligence or word savvy, I figured I'd go ahead and post our correspondence for your amusement. Although James has posted most of it on his site, you would probably all rather read it here anyway, because my commentary is substantially better. In fairness, however, this is some of my material that James actually had the decency to credit me with writing. Maybe his New Year's resolution is to come up with his own damn content rather than ripping off mine.
If you recall, the last correspondence I posted between me and him ended with him going off on how "my type" always brings up Timothy McVeigh, and this segued into a long rant about how "Persons of Color" are responsible for all of society's woes. This was my response:
From: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)I figured that this response would either escalate the situation or get him into apology mode. It did the former.
To: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)
"My type"? You mean, people who don't view everything through a fucking Nazi filter?
You are right about one thing...I am an intelligent woman. And I have used that intelligence to realize that I have better things to do than argue with a moron who probably bought his doctorate from some website he heard about via spam e-mail, especially a moron who has flagrantly plagiarized my website.
Prepare to be douchebagged.
From: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)I'm not sure Jaimie entirely understands what plagiarism is. In the past, he all but bragged to me that he'd jacked some of my content, noting that his website was "inspired by" mine. And I don't know if I would consider him to be particularly sagacious if he were a "minority sympathizer," but probably not considering his regular commission of various grammar and spelling atrocities. Furthermore, he must not think I'm very wise if he thinks I'm going to believe for a second that he has "negro friends." Nonetheless, I replied.
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
plagiarized? Well.... okay. I do indeed talk about my negro friends and rap music. You said i'm a moron. I'm wondering if i was minority sympathizer if you would consider me wise?
From: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)I figured that a clear explanation of what I considered plagiarism would get him to at least take that down from his site. Then again, he doesn't seem to get it in spite of my posting his offending material next to my original material. At the time, his website was down, and I thought that might be the reason. I thought wrong. Apparently, he was busy coding his tits off (and how much do you want to bet that the technical certification he earned in prison had something to do with computers?), making his site more readable for all the Razzyphiles who would ostensibly go there and experience his "refreshing ultra right wing perspective" for themselves.
To: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)
I would consider you wise if you weren't a flaming racist, and if you quit presenting yourself as a "doctor" when in reality you probably have a high school diploma and some technical certification obtained in prison, and ceased assigning the entire world's problems to every racial, religious, or cultural group except your own. Any person who assigns culpability to entire groups of people based on the actions of a few, especially when based on something as arbitrary as skin color or religious beliefs, is decidedly unwise.
I consider anyone who is so determined to remain ignorant to be a moron.
By the way, your site is offline. Too bad. You might have finally gotten that link from me you've been begging for, albeit probably not in the context you had hoped. I was also hoping to snag some pictures of your ugly ass with your fat wife to bust on. Pity.
It was wise of you to take your site down, though, because that warning on your front page was practically taken from mine word for word. Luckily I got a screen capture of that before jaimieandlisa.strangled.net went offline, because it's basically proof that you are infringing upon my intellectual property. Not that I'm going to bother taking you to court for it, but still. Just in case.
From: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)Oh, you speak French, "mom chere"? My goodness, all that fancy foreign gibberish in addition to your proficiency at website authoring has truly humbled me. You must really BE a doctor! That smattering of French and tech talk really does give you a nice veneer of intellectual superiority, which I'm sure comes in handy when "liberals rags" on you. But please, don't tease me like that with the prospect of linking to me. I've been really hoping for years that the marginally literate Aryan Nation demographic would take a shine to my useless bullshit in spite of my being "the first girl in my old neighborhood to date/fuck/suck a minority," and it really is cruel for you to dangle that prospect in front of me so tauntingly.
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
took the site down? I completely revamped it. http://jaimieandlisa.strangled.net boob. I love it when liberals rags on me. This is particularly true when the ragger is an old debutante who's aging badly. Oh well, c'est la vie, ne-c'est pas mom chere? This site is written in php running on sql. Lots better than htm because if something ever goes horribly wrong you have all the data stored in your sql database, but why ramble on, eh? Explaining precursor hypertext and sql to your types is much akin to teaching a dog how to drive.
Let me ask you something: We're you the first girl in your old neighborhood to date/fuck/suck a minority? Something tells me you probably were. Oh well, thanks for the pitch and i'll be sure to link to your site har de har har
At this point, however, I was getting tired of bickering back and forth with James. He still was dodging any acknowledgment of jacking my material for his stupid site, and I was trying to watch the Redskins wallop the Cowboys, and his whole line of you're-aging-badly-and-you-fuck-minorities thing was getting awfully broken recordish. I figured I'd just reiterate my main points:
1. I'm not bothered by accusations of "aging badly" by some uneducated hick ex-con racist married to someone who looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Woman, except that I get mildly annoyed at being bored.
2. James DID plagiarize my material.
3. James desperately wants a link from my considerably more well-traveled site, and while I've purposefully not added the hyperlink to the numerous references to his site, I'm sure someone will actually paste it into their browser and go there, and he'll get at least five more hits than he normally would have.
From: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)Jaimie once again completely skated around the plagiarism issue in his response, choosing to interpret this as me accusing him of plagiarizing insults as well as his site "warning." He is truly dumb like a fox, as well as possibly a closet Smith girl, because he brings it with attacks on my self-esteem.
To: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)
Yawn.
Haggard debutante? Too bad you didn't decide to plagiarize some of my better insults, because that's pretty weak.
Enjoy the extra traffic, loser.
From: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)I'm full of shit? Let me get this straight: even though I CLEARLY pointed out what he plagiarized, Jaimie is going to call me "full of shit" in the same e-mail he signs with his fake title of "Dr"? I can't let that slide.
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
I'm sensing you have issues with self esteem. Do you think that everyone is plagiarizing you? Have you called someone a haggard debutante? If this does indeed prove to be the case i suggest it's probably a matter of innocent infringement than out and out plagiarism. On the otherhand it's more likely you're full of shit and the notion of refering to someone as a haggard debutante never occured to you. Whose do say though? You're probably a nice girl and although you are indeed aging rather badly you do however look vaguely like my ex wife. Obviously she was something of a jaded old skank too but why get into all that?
Dr James E McBride
From: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)Ha. That'll learn him good. Or not. Once again, rather than respond to my very specific allegations of plagiarism, he insinuates that I'm mentally ill and that--horror of all horrors--I'm actually HITTING ON HIM.
To: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)
The only issue I have with self-esteem is that I have too much of it. And no, I don't think everyone is plagiarizing me...just assholes who copy what I write practically word for word right down to the capitalization (ie: "this website is FOR ADULTS ONLY BECAUSE I HATE KIDS," which I wrote on my site in JUNE 2006).
It's also pretty rich that someone who insists on referring to himself as "doctor" is busting on me for being full of shit and trying too hard. But thank you for saying I look like your ex-wife, because God knows she's got to be hotter than your current wife, as long as we're on the topic of haggard bitches succumbing to the ravages of age.
From: Jaimie (jaimie@stny.rr.com)I just told Herr Doktor that the prospect of me being his "shortie" was extremely wishful thinking on his part (and I guess the whole "Once You Go Black, You Can't Come Back" is out the window? I can hardly blame him...compared to his wife I look like fucking Gisele). At this point, I have better things to do than engage in a battle of wits with this fucktard, as it's tantamount to shooting fish in a barrel. For another thing, I have a feeling that this could go on forever, since Jaimie probably has nothing better to do than talk a bunch of banal smack to avoid admitting that he is too dumb to come up with his own content and thus has to appropriate mine. I am also bored of his whole "doctor" thing, since the only august institution he is an alumnus of is the New York State Department of Correctional Services for multiple felony assault convictions.
To: Razzy (razzy@razzy.org)
Jeepers creepers Raz, have you taken your medication today? You're bipolar or something aren't you? In anycase you're going to have to ease off my johnson or i'm going to start thinking you want to be daddy's little shortie LOL! I read your douchbaggery of me a lot closer and i note your hip to sandnigger speak as well as regular nigger speak. I can't say i'm surprised.
Herr Doktor
He probably has all day to sit around working out and hating on persons of color and sending me poorly composed e-mails insulting me in the hopes of teasing me into sending more site traffic his way. His time would be better spent brushing up on racial slurs with which to pepper his site that nobody reads and having nauseating sex with his Hostess cupcake-filled wife. What a fucking loser.
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One shouldn't use a language that one is almost completely ignorant of to convince people of their eruditeness. It makes them sound like a subhuman, n'est-ce pas, ma chérie? Many people who don't have English as their first language have a better command of it than this so called "doctor". Wonder what he would say to that?
# posted by 
: 12/31/2007 12:41 PM
: 12/31/2007 12:41 PM
I think you're giving this asshole what he wants, namely, a hot piece to fight with. Guaranteed he's sitting in his shit shack with his sweatpants around his ankles beating off to all your e-mails.
# posted by : 12/31/2007 2:09 PM
: 12/31/2007 2:09 PM
I think big_g is on to something as far as him being subhuman, since he reminds me of something that would belong to genus Australopithecus. He looks like he's closer to his primate forebears than modern man if you ask me. An evolutionary dead end.
# posted by : 12/31/2007 3:44 PM
: 12/31/2007 3:44 PM
"Eruditeneness" is not a word, mon amie français.
As for this d-bag, the cruel, random hand of genetics has metered out a far greater humiliation than any prose you could ever compose.
As for this d-bag, the cruel, random hand of genetics has metered out a far greater humiliation than any prose you could ever compose.
# posted by : 1/01/2008 7:02 PM
: 1/01/2008 7:02 PM
Thanks for that pedantic pat, you have displayed your erudition for all who care.
# posted by : 1/03/2008 9:22 PM
: 1/03/2008 9:22 PM
Well, the next time you suggest that "one shouldn't use a language that one is almost completely ignorant of" (God, that phrase was awkwardly constructed), try to employ that language properly, you bloviating twit.
PS. Replying implies you care.
PPS. You're teh ghey. Your mom told me. In bed. After I fucked her. And took pictures. And made her drive me to the mall. Then never called back.
PS. Replying implies you care.
PPS. You're teh ghey. Your mom told me. In bed. After I fucked her. And took pictures. And made her drive me to the mall. Then never called back.
# posted by : 1/04/2008 2:02 PM
: 1/04/2008 2:02 PM
I just had a run in with this scumbag in a public posting forum...Basically, he read a posted conversation I was having with someone else that included a personal traumatic expierence I had. He said that I deserved to be raped when I was a child and laughed about it after a series of disgusting inquires regarding the expierence(that I did not answer obviously.) After my brother (who posts in the forum as well) decided that his rantings were disgusting and had him booted. Serioulsy, this guy is dilusional!
# posted by : 2/28/2008 9:44 PM
: 2/28/2008 9:44 PM
Hey Razzy! Love the site.
Wanted to give you an update on your dare I use the term, "friend" Jaimie. Take a gander into Craigslist in Binghamton NY. A bit of what he posted due to his extremely racist view has been removed but there is another poster that saw this in relation to him and posted your words...I must say...you are hilarious. Someone found his myspace with a pic of him (donning shiny pink pants no less) and his fat pig of a wife. Mr right wing is a bisexual that is interested in looking for a white smooth top!!!! Come on in...take a peek...:)
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Wanted to give you an update on your dare I use the term, "friend" Jaimie. Take a gander into Craigslist in Binghamton NY. A bit of what he posted due to his extremely racist view has been removed but there is another poster that saw this in relation to him and posted your words...I must say...you are hilarious. Someone found his myspace with a pic of him (donning shiny pink pants no less) and his fat pig of a wife. Mr right wing is a bisexual that is interested in looking for a white smooth top!!!! Come on in...take a peek...:)
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