Tuesday, December 18, 2007

 

Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Adrian Peterson


Name: Adrian Lewis Peterson

DOB: March 21, 1985

Occupation: running back for the Minnesota Vikings

Hometown: Palestine, Texas

Current residence: Eden Prairie, Minnesota

Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Thanks to Adrian Peterson's performance against the Bears last night, I do not have to play my friend NeisMan's all-Patriots team in the Columbia Ballers fantasy league Super Bowl V. Oh, right...I guess I should gloat about mention the fact that THA RAZZIES ARE GOING TO MY FANTASY LEAGUE SUPER BOWL!!!!

Even though the Dolphins are going to destroy the Patriots next Sunday (TRUST!), I was a little nervous about playing NeisMan's lineup of Tom Brady, Randy Moss, and the Pats DST. I was thus rooting for Adrian Peterson, running back for the J's and the P's, to have a great game last night. During the first half, Adrian--and the rest of the Vikes' offense, for that matter--didn't do jack shit and I was getting concerned. However, Brad Childress Major Dad, the Vikings coach, must have given one hell of a rousing talk in the locker room at halftime, because Adrian owned the Bears during the second half.

Now, I just need Adrian Peterson to get in some sort of horrible car accident that causes a broken leg or some other season-ending injury before next Sunday so that I can defeat the J's and the P's. Last time I played them, I barely won smoked that ass like a Christmas ham. The J's and P's may be the football pride of Hamburg now that NFL Europe has folded and the Sea Devils are no more, but I'm about to prove why America rules this Sunday when I become league champion as well as league commissioner. U!S!A! U!S!A!

Oh, and Adrian Peterson's not too bad looking, either. I'd hit that. More than once.

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# posted by Razzy @ 10:49 AM
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Hey I am in the Super Bowl also! Farve at qb, rb's Edgarin James and Ladainian Tomillson, wr. Tory Holt, Randy Moss. wr/rb. Justin Fargas, DST. Colts, k. either Mason Crosby from Green Bay or Stephen Gostkowski from New England. Good Luck!
# posted by Anonymous Benzo : 12/18/2007 12:23 PM
 
Okay Benzo, let's get real: What are you going to do if the Pats lose this Sunday? I think you should at the very least take a picture of yourself wearing a Yankees cap holding up a sign that says "PATRIOTS SUCK UNWASHED BALLS!" and let me post it here.

But good luck to you too in your Super Bowl! And my team is QB-McNabb/Kitna/Garrard (haven't decided who's getting the start), RBs-LT and Maurice Morris, WRs-Plaxico Burress, Hines Ward, Patrick Crayton, TE-Antonio Gates, K-Jeff Wilkins, DST-Seahawks (though that's nothing to brag about after their performance last week...my BF Lofa Tatupu needs to get his shit together for me this Sunday).
# posted by Blogger Razzy : 12/18/2007 2:51 PM
 
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