Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Even bloggity skanks need a day or two off once in awhile
So you may have noticed that I haven't established anyone I want to hit the past couple days or douchebagged anybody, and consequently are probably wondering what the hell is going on. Well, I am obviously a model Catholic and have spent Jesus's birthday in prayer and meditation as devout, pious people like myself are wont to do. Oh, who am I kidding? I've been more cat-licker than Catholic this break, and have been busy having my quarterly threesome, getting drunk and carousing all over Tacoma, and otherwise raising hell around the P-N-Dub. It's Christmas vacation, after all!
Anyway, I love all you Razzyphiles as dearly as I love my Lord and Savior, but I need a couple more days to get back to my blogging routine. For one thing, I'm going back to New York tomorrow, so I'll be on a plane all day long and thus my computer will be useful only for watching those "Beverly Hills, 90210" season 3 DVDs that jolly St. Nick left under the tree for me. For another, once I get back to my humble roach-infested Manhattan studio on jolly St. Nick Avenue, I'll have all kinds of stuff to do: running around collecting my herd of canines from their various dogsitters, performing oral on the aforementioned dogsitters to thank them for so graciously putting up with handsome but exercise-requiring Caesar and the nefarious, stank Chingy! for ten days, and going to lab and pretending to work, thus placating my PI (boss/mentor), who was a little pissed that not only did I fail to clone rhinovirus 1A before I left due to unforeseen PCR issues (you don't want to know), I was taking ten days off right before the thesis committee meeting which will hopefully usher in my final path to graduation and acquisition of my player hater degree.
That doesn't leave a whole lot of time for useless bullshit slanging, so please be understanding of the fact that the dispatches from Razzyland which you all spend 99.999999999999% of your time eagerly anticipating might be a bit more spare and sporadic than usual. I'll be back in full motherfucking effect next week to rock your tits off (and show you mine) for sure.
Merry fucking Christmas week, y'all!
Anyway, I love all you Razzyphiles as dearly as I love my Lord and Savior, but I need a couple more days to get back to my blogging routine. For one thing, I'm going back to New York tomorrow, so I'll be on a plane all day long and thus my computer will be useful only for watching those "Beverly Hills, 90210" season 3 DVDs that jolly St. Nick left under the tree for me. For another, once I get back to my humble roach-infested Manhattan studio on jolly St. Nick Avenue, I'll have all kinds of stuff to do: running around collecting my herd of canines from their various dogsitters, performing oral on the aforementioned dogsitters to thank them for so graciously putting up with handsome but exercise-requiring Caesar and the nefarious, stank Chingy! for ten days, and going to lab and pretending to work, thus placating my PI (boss/mentor), who was a little pissed that not only did I fail to clone rhinovirus 1A before I left due to unforeseen PCR issues (you don't want to know), I was taking ten days off right before the thesis committee meeting which will hopefully usher in my final path to graduation and acquisition of my player hater degree.
That doesn't leave a whole lot of time for useless bullshit slanging, so please be understanding of the fact that the dispatches from Razzyland which you all spend 99.999999999999% of your time eagerly anticipating might be a bit more spare and sporadic than usual. I'll be back in full motherfucking effect next week to rock your tits off (and show you mine) for sure.
Merry fucking Christmas week, y'all!
Labels: overcompensation, P-N-Dub, Razzification, Razzyphiles
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