Wednesday, December 19, 2007

 

FREE KELLS!

JerseyGirl just alarmedly Gchatted me to advise me that a bench warrant has been issued for Robert Sylvester Kelly! NO!!!!!!

Apparently, his tour buses got pulled over going over 100 miles in Utah, and the cops wanted to see some paperwork that they didn't have, and blah blah blah. The cops took the buses out of service, and Kells couldn't grab a flight back to the Chi in time for his court date. Consequently, the judge is giving him until tomorrow to show up before the warrant is enforced.

Thank GOD, because any minute that the Pied Piper of R&B spends behind bars is too damn long. He needs to be free as a bird to sing dulcet lines like "you can call me the man of steel cause that ass is like a magnet" and "comin' down the pole, no secret why I'm here...because you keep my donk on swole." He needs to be free to roam Chi-town blessing the unsuspecting populace with his mackadelic nightspot realness. He needs to be off in this Jeep, fogging windows up. Where he does NOT need to be is cooling his heels in the clink at the expense of the Illinois taxpayers because some assholes in Utah were sticklers about his tour bus. Free Kells!

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# posted by Razzy @ 5:19 PM
Comments:
So silly! I just emailed you a link to TMZ's story about this. Should have gone straight to the source! Free Kells!!
# posted by Blogger LL Cool Jew : 12/19/2007 8:55 PM
 
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