Monday, December 31, 2007
Happy Birthday to Rack!
So it's New Year's Eve, and I'd go off about all my resolutions, except that the only one I'm making is to get my player hater degree and actually get the hell out of grad school. That way I can sign MY name as "Dr. Razzy" and, unlike James McBride, actually be able to back up that title with a degree from an accredited university.
However, while I do plan on going out and getting rip-roaring drunk and hopefully laid, I won't be doing so in honor of 2008. New Year's Eve is always anticlimactic anyway, so it would be better if I had something better and more personal to celebrate. Luckily, I do! It's my good buddy Rack's birthday today, y'all! Thus, instead of celebrating New Year's, I'm celebrating that at this awesome party she is having:
Rack is the hotness, and the only thing I'm sorry about with regards to this party is that I will never be able to come up with a gift as dope as the "My Bitches" figurine she gave me for my 29th. However, I am making my mom's perenially successful artichoke dip and I'll bring some booze, as well as my inimitable party presence, as well as some party mixes of sweet jams (primarily R. Kelly and T-Pain), so hopefully that will make up for my lack of creative skills. Oh, right, and I'm giving her a shoutout on my blog, which should tickle her fancy as she is a dedicated Razzyphile.
Anyway, here's to another year of beach trips, boozing, "Beverly Hills, 90210"-watching, Smith College ex-girlfriend mocking, McAleer's patronizing, football watching, sushi-eating, Harry Potter movie attending, and general debauchery with my girl Rack--or Mac, as is her real-life nickname. Seriously, her real name is "Sarah" and every time she calls I'm like "Sarah...? Oh, RIGHT. It's Mac calling." Happy birthday to you, sugar tits! Tonight I'll be raising a Pepto-Bismol pink champagne flute (full of scotch) to your good health and happy future!
Much love and an emphatic "SKOAL",
XOXO,
Razzy
However, while I do plan on going out and getting rip-roaring drunk and hopefully laid, I won't be doing so in honor of 2008. New Year's Eve is always anticlimactic anyway, so it would be better if I had something better and more personal to celebrate. Luckily, I do! It's my good buddy Rack's birthday today, y'all! Thus, instead of celebrating New Year's, I'm celebrating that at this awesome party she is having:
Anyway, here's to another year of beach trips, boozing, "Beverly Hills, 90210"-watching, Smith College ex-girlfriend mocking, McAleer's patronizing, football watching, sushi-eating, Harry Potter movie attending, and general debauchery with my girl Rack--or Mac, as is her real-life nickname. Seriously, her real name is "Sarah" and every time she calls I'm like "Sarah...? Oh, RIGHT. It's Mac calling." Happy birthday to you, sugar tits! Tonight I'll be raising a Pepto-Bismol pink champagne flute (full of scotch) to your good health and happy future!
Much love and an emphatic "SKOAL",
XOXO,
Razzy
Labels: aging, alcoholism, Rack, Razzyphiles
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