Thursday, January 31, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: my head against the wall because I got nothin'
Okay, I don't have time to wax poetic about anyone I want to screw today, because I am running late and I have eighty trillion things to do today. Like figure out why the fuck my now-upgraded laptop won't start iTunes, and hassling the people who run Columbia's Stratagene freezer about whether or not my PCR enzymes have arrived yet, and write an abstract to present at this year's American Society for Virology conference in BEAUTIFUL and EXCITING Ithaca, New York, and finish up some crap for my job at the patent office, and make rhinovirus 1A my bitch, and a bunch of other things that are too boring to merit writing about. Thus I'm too busy thinking about banal shit to come up with anyone I want to ravish and/or praise, and too busy to write anything remotely interesting about the subject. Tomorrow I'll be back to my usual routine of bitchery and self-aggrandization. I'll probably trash the New England Patriots in honor of the upcoming Super Bowl and celebrate John McCain's ass-stompery in Florida. Maybe I'll put up a picture of my boobs or something, too. In any case, I'll do something which, unlike this, isn't totally half-assed. In the meantime, feel free to prosaically spar with racist morons on the comment page. That's always entertaining.
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, Razzification
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