Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Tom Brady's leg
DOB: August 3, 1977
Occupation: slightly limping
Hometown: San Mateo, California
Current residence: gently practicing in Phoenix, Arizona
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Tom Brady's leg over the past week has demonstrated the most attractive feature it ever could possibly have: a slight limp. Tom was spotted strolling around with some ugly flowers for Gisele last week here in the colony of Nieuw Amsterdam with a walking boot on his ouchie ankle (while rocking his designer metrosexual casual wear to the effect of looking like a grade A tool, I might add). Since then, speculation has been rampant about the severity of the high minor ankle sprain he sustained during the AFC Championship game.
Unfortunately, the grand dreams I initially had of Brady being felled prior to the Super Bowl and the Patriots losing thanks to their offense being put into the clumsy hands of Matt Cassel (who thus far has attempted a meager seven passes in six games this season) were shattered when he showed up to a press conference and vowed to return the Lombardi trophy to Foxborough. However, there is still a glimmer of hope that Brady will fuck up bad, thus causing the Patriots to get totally spanked by the Giants defense this Sunday. Apparently, his ankle is still tender and he's only barely been practicing. I am thus cautiously optimistic that Mr. Perfect will hobble out onto the field Sunday and get promptly owned. If all goes well, the last thing he'll see before his ankle totally gives up and the Patriots see their perfect season go to shit is Michael Strahan's diastema bearing down on his bitch ass.
So keep up the good work, Tom Brady's ankle! All of us who hate the Patriots are counting on you.
Labels: Assachusetts, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, I LOVE IT, NFL football
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