Thursday, January 31, 2008
A hero's welcome
Several months ago, my friend from grad school ILoveWhiteTrash wondered if she could write for this very blog. As she is smart and funny, I responded promptly in the affirmative and added her as a contributor. She hadn't gotten around to writing anything until yesterday, and her timing couldn't have been better. I was transferring all my files from my work computer to my laptop because my work computer is old, slow, and shitty, and this tedious process took so fucking long that I wasn't able to do anything computational until last night. Luckily, ILoveWhiteTrash came in at a clutch moment and provided some Razzification in my absence.
I'd encourage you all to leave her some comments to welcome her to the site, but that's already been taken care of by Doctor James McBride (and in his case "Doctor" actually means "NYSDOC Inmate #88A9510"). Regular Razzyphiles may remember James McBride from my douchebagging of him a couple weeks back. Unfortunately, the bad press hasn't stopped James from filling my inbox with idiotic racist-flavored e-mails at least three times a week, and doing a lot of detective work on his site logs. Last week he suggested that based on some IP address from New York that visited his site, I was "trolling" his content (I was not--I have a low tolerance for both racist bloviating and piss-poor grammar and spelling) and then sent me a picture of the building where that address originated. I was like, "That's not my building, dumbass, and quit trying to scare me via demonstrations of your ability to read your site logs and convert that information into stalker-esque intimidation tactics." I'm pretty sure that he's trying to antagonize me in the hope that I'll link to him and boost traffic to his pathetic site. Sha right, loser.
Anyway, ILoveWhiteTrash's combined love for Keith Olbermann and disdain for Ann Coulter apparently has inspired this fucktard to get busy on the comment page calling her "another uneducated liberal skank" (and I should add that ILoveWhiteTrash is about to defend her doctoral thesis in hardcore, I-solve-crystal-structures biochemistry, so she's definitely less educated than James), and offering to send pictures of his dick. I have no doubt that James, an unemployed ex-con who spends 90% of his time lifting weights and the other 10% of his time working on his Vicodin addiction, has such an impressive schlong that ILoveWhiteTrash and I will both be awestruck by its breathtaking grandeur and scope. Webcam photos of overcompensating prison dick are like our kryptonite.
I really can't welcome ILoveWhiteTrash to the site any better way than by congratulating her on stirring up comment drama and acquiring haters in her very first post. She's a natural.
I'd encourage you all to leave her some comments to welcome her to the site, but that's already been taken care of by Doctor James McBride (and in his case "Doctor" actually means "NYSDOC Inmate #88A9510"). Regular Razzyphiles may remember James McBride from my douchebagging of him a couple weeks back. Unfortunately, the bad press hasn't stopped James from filling my inbox with idiotic racist-flavored e-mails at least three times a week, and doing a lot of detective work on his site logs. Last week he suggested that based on some IP address from New York that visited his site, I was "trolling" his content (I was not--I have a low tolerance for both racist bloviating and piss-poor grammar and spelling) and then sent me a picture of the building where that address originated. I was like, "That's not my building, dumbass, and quit trying to scare me via demonstrations of your ability to read your site logs and convert that information into stalker-esque intimidation tactics." I'm pretty sure that he's trying to antagonize me in the hope that I'll link to him and boost traffic to his pathetic site. Sha right, loser.
Anyway, ILoveWhiteTrash's combined love for Keith Olbermann and disdain for Ann Coulter apparently has inspired this fucktard to get busy on the comment page calling her "another uneducated liberal skank" (and I should add that ILoveWhiteTrash is about to defend her doctoral thesis in hardcore, I-solve-crystal-structures biochemistry, so she's definitely less educated than James), and offering to send pictures of his dick. I have no doubt that James, an unemployed ex-con who spends 90% of his time lifting weights and the other 10% of his time working on his Vicodin addiction, has such an impressive schlong that ILoveWhiteTrash and I will both be awestruck by its breathtaking grandeur and scope. Webcam photos of overcompensating prison dick are like our kryptonite.
I really can't welcome ILoveWhiteTrash to the site any better way than by congratulating her on stirring up comment drama and acquiring haters in her very first post. She's a natural.
Labels: ILoveWhiteTrash, Razzy Haters
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