Tuesday, January 29, 2008

 

How do you tell your future mother-in-law to go suck a dick?

It all began about 15 years ago, when my future father-in-law decided to uproot his family from their home in Brooklyn and move to Putnam County, NY. At that time, the family could get a bigger bang for their buck as far as homes and property go by moving upstate. However, the area was sparsely populated so moving up there meant country living for the family. With no family, no friends, no job, no driving ability, husband at work, and kids at school, the matriarch of the family was left to her own devices. But instead of discovering the peen of a young Latino gardener, this desperate housewife discovered conservative talk radio. And that shit has become her whole life.

I don’t give a rat’s ass what my f.m.i.l.’s political leanings are because I am not fucking her nor marrying her. But all she ever does is talk about politics (and by talk I mean repeat whatever bullshit she heard on Fox News that day) and she expects everyone else to agree with her (and gets irate when they don’t). I bit my tongue for a long fucking time because I happen to love her son, Mr. T.

Having grown up with one of those Keith Olbermann loving liberal moms, I am accustomed to political discussions around the dinner table. But I am also accustomed to them remaining civil (mostly) and the opinions of others’ are typically respected or at least tolerated. At a recent dinner with Mr. T’s parents, f.m.i.l. pulls out some book by Ann Coulter and starts raving about it. I can’t fucking stomach Ann Coulter. I think she is a fucktard. She is incapable of defending her views and debating a point like an adult, so she resorts to name calling and ends up looking like a fucking idiot to me. And while I do have an eye for the ladies, looking at Skeletor/Marc Anthony in a blond wig doesn’t get me all hot and bothered. I couldn’t endure the idol worship any longer, so I said, “I can’t stand Ann Coulter”. I didn’t get an opportunity to explain why because f.m.i.l. quickly snapped, “Well I love her because she tells all the assholes where to go with themselves.”

All I kept thinking was, “did this bitch just call me an asshole?” I don’t agree with anything Ann Coulter says, so wouldn’t I be one of those aforementioned assholes she tells where to go? I mean f.m.i.l., who I’ve heard say some really dumb shit, is trying to call ME an asshole?! WTF? The good thing is, I didn’t slap that ho, so I didn’t go to jail. But I wanted to; in fact I still do. After we left, Mr. T was telling me to be cool and consider the source bla bla bla. But I don’t know if I can be gracious for much longer. So my only hope is to keep her quiet somehow. This is where the dick in her mouth comes in! I just need to figure out how to make this happen…

Note: Unlike Razzy, I suck at spelling and punctuation. Too bad. Like Razzy, I have big tits.

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Yet another uneducated liberal skank. DO you have jungle fever too? Since you're future mother in law is a conservative i'm guessing your future huz is white. That would truly be a shock because it's it the goal of you liberals to marry niggers? Oh well, maybe you and yours will one day have children and perhaps one of them will marry a darkie and your liberal family will be complete.
 
sorry, i clicked the button too fast. i do Not want to remain anonymous. I am Dr James E McBride.
 
Razzy, isn't this the dirt merchant jail bird that was sending you all that hate mail last month? The one with the fat fug ass wife. Wow, he must check your blog everyday. He probably beats his small peen to your pics (throwing up in my mouth now) because that wife of his....
Me thinks Razzy.org has a stalker. What was he in the can for again? I bet that's where he became a "doctor". Providing sexual healing to all the fellas.
 
Yes, that's exactly who it is. And yes, he checks my blog every day, and sends me several e-mails per week which I typically ignore. This is yet another one of his pitiful pleas for traffic to his site and attention. Don't waste your time.

But since you're curious, he was a guest of the state for felony assault.
 
BTW, great post, ILoveWhiteTrash...it was fortuitous you decided to start posting the same day that my computer was down and I had to take an unplanned day off. I'll write a little blurb introducing you ASAP.
 
It is far more important to have big tits than to have good punctuation.
 
ahhh, i'd be happy to send you sluts pics of my cock if you like.... i notice that liberals always manage to weasel cock, sex, cocksucking or the R word into most of their sentences. what's up with that? let me know about those cock pics.
 
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i see we have a nurses aid in the crowd
 
James, by all means send us pictures of your cock. I thought I had tapped your relatively shallow reservoir of moronic characteristics to mock, but I have absolutely NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER that pictures of your weiner would provide some fresh inspiration. In fact, I'm sure it will provide me all the ammunition I need to overcome your formidable ability to copy, paste, and perform crack analysis on your site traffic logs.

Since you blow it up on the regular, I know you are acquainted with my e-mail address. I expect several grainy shots of your chapstick by start of business tomorrow.
 
And what the fuck is "the R word"?
 
Duh - Rimbaud. Heir Doktor is a big fan. He's seen Total Eclipse like fifty times.
 
Hey Doc! Here's a cock pick for ya:

http://www.livingbeing.com/images-chickens/DSCF0007.JPG

A nice, big, fat black one!
 
It's assholes like this Dr. James McShithead that give republicans and true conservative minded people a bad name. I truely wish this guy would put a bullet in his head and quit throwing around the "liberal" word like he's some kind of saint or role model for the right-wing.
 
And while he's at it, I wish he'd quit throwing around "Doctor." He is giving all of us who have gone to school for ages to earn that title a bad name. Obviously, he is not a doctor, unless that's what we're now calling people who've earned high school equivalencies in prison.
 
what is the R word razzy asks. The R word is the #1 favorite word of all liberals. I mean isn't everyone who doesn't love niggers a R#cist? The word r#cist is so offensive to me that I can't bear to actually write it out.

Isn't it ironic that The Dark Prince i.e. B Hussein Obama is doing wonderfully in states that are mostly niggers but is getting his ass handed to him in white and latino states. I wonder why that is?

Now the liberals are calling The Dark Prince the JFK of the 21st century. Personally i hope this is true because i think it would be totally awesome to see that nigger getting shot in the head. Lets face it, had Kennedy not been assassinated no one would give a fuck about him today.

Deep down white americans don't like people who empower niggers. Hence the three real hero's of liberals RFK, JFK and MLK (a letter K conspiracy....)are all dead. By the way, plenty of cock pics at http://jaimeandlisa.strangled.net/oldsite
 
Jaime love the cock. Especially the black cock. He liked it in the can while in the can.
 
it never ceases to amaze me that liberals always manage to work cock and/or fagdom into any conversation. take a look at the niggers comment where he speculates that niggers fucked me in the ass when i was in prison. obviously this darkie knows something about niggers that the rest of use don't. apparently spades lust after white ass whether it's male or female. right?

Actually if you're really interested the only fagdom that i ever witnessed upstate was the niggers chasing the spic drag queens around The Yard. The niggers and the spics had some passionate relationships and it really was romantic watching them walk around the Yard, or the gym or the bubble hand in hand.

Dr James E McBride
 
Dr. McBride is very busy, conservative, excessively masturbated white male who has so much time to think about who niggers marry and what nigger's do with their balls when niggers' balls arent up his white ass..a sign of a true compassionate closeted white homo fag who would love to spin at excessively high speeds on a big black one
 
so and so said

Dr. McBride is very busy, conservative, excessively masturbated white male who has so much time to think about who niggers marry and what nigger's do with their balls when niggers' balls arent up his white ass..a sign of a true compassionate closeted white homo fag who would love to spin at excessively high speeds on a big black one

this is a perfect example of a liberal interjecting sex, niggers and fag sex in a way where it really doesn't make sense to do so. it speaks passionately of compassion while at the same time calling me a white homo fag. this character seems to be a tad on the uneducated side as well. it seems to me that calling someone a homo fag is something of a faux pas because s/he's using is attempting to modify the noun/adjective with another noun/adjective of the exact same meaning. this would be like me saying that The Dark Prince was a black nigger. doesn't make sense does it? the writer also says that i'm " excessively masturbated "--i have no idea wha in the fuck this means. This work--as it were--is clearly the work of someone with a public school education who is trying, unsuccessfully, to make it appear that s/he is well read and/or sufficiently versed enough language to to make what i am sure s/he felt was a witty and barbed comment towards this writer. It's funny when liberals try to do such things because their petty attempts at humor always seem to fall flat and make them appear more educated than they are. classic.

Dr James E McBride
 
you know exactly what the fuck "excessively masturbated" means

it means that your pseudo intellectual ass is spent
and youve run yourself dry jerking yourself off to homo porn

it means that you masturbate to conservative gay porn and that you play footsie in public bathrooms with the rest of your closeted republican lovers

and that you hate niggers cause you want them to fuck you up the ass

sorry for hurting your feelings homo

you read someones post about their mother in law and your dumb ass is jealous because you talk about liberals marrying niggers

wish it could be you?

then legalize gay marriage for you and your black lover you closet homo

you want dick up your ass bitch

typing your bullshit is the only way you can keep your hands from jerking your self off to death and into a stupor to black-on-white homo porn

suck a dick, bitch
 
Ah, what an intelligent, eloquent debate on the state of race in America. The only illuminating thing about this comments page is that it highlights the fact that ignorance knows no color. Black or white, you're all stupid, silly people. I welcome alien overlords, a nuclear holocaust, an accidental release of zombie-causing small pox, or End Times. Anything to thin out the herd. Its time to hand over the reigns to something really cool, like red pandas or platypuses.
 
Hey anonymous

loosen up that tight butthole of yours
nobody takes this shit serious
it is razzy.org afterall

and youre on it
go figure
 
big things said..

you know exactly what the fuck "excessively masturbated" means

hm. Well i know that excessively is an adverb and some how you have it modifying a verb in the past tense. i'm guessing that you wanted to say something along the lines of... gee, i don't know what in the fuck you were getting at. the phrase doesn't make any sense.

big things said..

it means that your pseudo intellectual ass is spent
and youve run yourself dry jerking yourself off to homo porn

well... what can i say about this sentence? First of all the demonstrative--better google that one(LOL)can almost always be left out of any sentence. Now, you say i'm a " pseudo intellectual. " is there something in these ramblings that strike you as profound? I'm guessing there are because you refer to me an intellectual which almost always means someone who is expressing profound thoughts and, generally, using big words where little words will do. is this the case? by the way, you spelled you've incorrectly. is english your first language? I have noticed that foreigners almost always have a bitch of a time with our contractions. Did you learn english as a second language or are you just a retard?

then this little liberal hump goes deeply into the fag and nigger talk. liberals are all alike in this reguard. here's a strange thing about liberals. liberals always claim that they're all for things like fag marriage and equal rights for homo's yet they use the word faggot, and the implication of homosexuality, as their most searing cut down. liberals actually hate faggots. i wonder if they really hate niggers as well?

big things is amusing. you can see it getting more and more enraged with each new sentence. if we were to have such a conversation this little lady would be desperately looking around for a police officer so she could tell me her feelings because if there is one thing the liberal won't ever do is run their mouth in public if there aren't any cops around to protect them.

here niggers and liberals are a whole lot alike. a liberal (and a nigger) will run their respective mouths if, and only if, there are cops and/or witnesses nearby because both are almost always scared to death of violence in a mano a mano situation. both will jump and/or sucker punch you and then fade into the background but to actually stand and fight--in a fight they start--is completely unheard of.

anyone who has ever spent any time in the street knows i'm am 100% on the money with this one. a nigger can talk up a good fight. they'll tell you they're going to do this and they're going to do that but when confronted with on the spot violence they always seem to find some excuse not to throw up their hands. the nigger will get loud and attract witnesses. witnesses are bad because they sometimes testify in front of grand juries. This is all Ye know and all Ye need to know. For now....

dr james e mcbride
 
i wish my mother in law would suck my dick, she is pretty hot 4 a old bag
 
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