Wednesday, January 02, 2008
One more day
I am currently suffering from tonsillitis so bad that I think I may have to get these fuckers removed. I actually think I might have a peritonsillar abscess, as one of my tonsils has this gigantic blister on it. It hurts to cough, it hurts to eat, it hurts to drink, it hurts to swallow, it hurts to talk, and it hurts to do ANYTHING involving my mouth, and yes, that includes performing oral. I have been popping ibuprofen like candy and hosing my throat down with Chloraseptic spray, but nothing seems to help. Therefore, I need to take a day off from blogging so I can get this problem resolved. Obviously, I have loads of fellatio to perform, and also I would like to eat something more nutritious and sustaining than dick (ie: any type of food besides green tea and Cup-A-Soup) without experiencing extreme pain while doing so. Basically, I have to spend my normal blogging time hovering around the waiting room at Columbia health services until one of the doctors can squeeze in a semi-emergency walk-in patient. Therefore, a day of blog silence is mandated, because I simply cannot live in a condition where drinking beer is excruciatingly painful.
Hopefully, assuming that I get hooked up with some hardcore lidocaine gargle and maybe some Vicodin, I will be back to douchebagging people and singing the praises of those I want to hit by tomorrow. Please bear with me, and happy new year!
Hopefully, assuming that I get hooked up with some hardcore lidocaine gargle and maybe some Vicodin, I will be back to douchebagging people and singing the praises of those I want to hit by tomorrow. Please bear with me, and happy new year!
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Aye, get better Razz. The Razzophiles need you tearing it up in the interwebs. Jenkem4lyf!
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: 1/02/2008 11:52 AM
: 1/02/2008 11:52 AM
Razzy
Here's hoping you get better. Here's also hoping you get that Vicodin for the pain. Or if anything, just because.
Here's hoping you get better. Here's also hoping you get that Vicodin for the pain. Or if anything, just because.
You guys are so awesome. Thank you, thank you, thank you for your well-wishes! I'm now back, and almost better than ever.
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