Thursday, February 28, 2008
Bitch jacked my car
Yesterday my buddy The Artist Formerly Known as Mullah AntoniHo (TAFKAMA) was driving around Seattle. Judging by the picture, it looks like he was going to buy some new certified pre-owned jeans at the Salvation Army, when he noticed the personalized license plate on the car in front of him. He resourcefully snapped a pic with his camera phone and sent it right on to me.
I suspect the "B" stands for "bitch" or "blog," because it's obvious that this SHOULD BE my car. For all the hard work I put in here at RAZZY.org, and at my day job as a science nerd, the least that the fates could do to reward my efforts is hook me up with a Porsche rocking the world's sexiest personalized license plate. I certainly hope that car wasn't being driven by a certain comb-over-sporting failed country singer who I challenged and eventually defeated in a contest for supremacy at Google searches for "Razzy." In fact, my useless bullshit owned Razzy Bailey so hard that his site isn't even on the internets anymore. I win again and as usual! Therefore, if this is Razzy Bailey's car (and WHY did that fucker move from Nashville to my home state in the beautiful P-N-Dub?), he had better hand it over complete with Razzified vanity plate, lest he infringe on my position as the online world's most dominant Razzy.
That Porsche is mine.
That Porsche is mine.
Labels: driving, I LOVE IT, Mullah AntoniHo, Razzification, Razzyphiles
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one point of clarification - the amazon.com office that i work in is right next store to the salvation army flagship store in seattle... no more used jeans for me.
-tafkama
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