Friday, February 29, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Dmitry Medvedev
DOB: September 14, 1965
Occupation: deputy prime minister of Russia, heir apparent to the
Hometown: Leningrad, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Current residence: Moscow, Russia
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Normally, Dmitry would qualify as decidedly too short for my taste (he's only 5'4"...I'm taller than him in high heels). Fitting with his Napoleonic stature, he's about to become the president of Russia because Vladimir Putin likes him, and in the Russian democracy, his vote is the only one that counts. Dmitry is expected to win the "election" this Sunday by a landslide, and continue doing things the Putin way: via autocratic tyranny and hilarious, asshole sound bites.
As I don't follow Russian politics closely other than to take notice when Putin orchestrates a sneaky plot to ruin some previously hot Ukrainian guy's looks via poisoning or to watch the hotness that is Red Dawn, I didn't have any idea who Medvedev was until earlier this week when he came onto my radar when sharing his views on international diplomacy. He said that upon his ascension to power, he is happy to work with any Western leaders, provided they have "modern positions, and not...glints of the past in their eyes, and...semi-senile views." In spite of his diminutive stature, Dmitry has balls of brass to come right out of the gate making what is CLEARLY a huge diss to George W. Bush, albeit a clever one as the use of "semi-" probably mitigates the accusations of senility enough to prevent his being declared an "enemy combatant" when he gets around to doing detente with the United States of Asskickery. Then again, Dmitry is the kind of guy who used his position as Chairman of Gazprom, Russia's state-run gas conglomerate, to cut off energy to the Ukraine to keep them from joining NATO. See how independent you are when you're freezing your dioxin-scarred ass off and eating cold chicken Kiev, Yushchenko! Dmitry is an asshole, but he obviously gets results. I hope he follows his nefarious political schemes to achieve "modern positions" to their logical endpoint and starts forcibly shaving beards off old Russian men, Peter the Great style. Tsarist domination is coming back into vogue.
Even better than his strongarm tactics is his personal life. He's apparently a brilliant lawyer and textbook author, and spends all his down time porking his hot wife Svetlana and listening to Deep Purple. He loves Deep Purple so much that he flew them to the Kremlin to celebrate Gazprom's bending over the Ukraine and making them its bitch. You've got to love a man who celebrates his socioeconomic evildoing with a hot DPing. And get your mind out of the gutter...that stands for "Deep Purpling," you pervs!
Besides, even if he is Vladimir Putin's puppet, I'd rather have Dmitry posing for the photo ops than his predecessor. He's much more appealing for pictures emphasizing Russian "strong like bull" physical prowess than Putin ever could be, even when attempting to pass himself off as some kind of ex-KGB version of Ernest Hemingway:
If I were Russian, Dmitry would totally have my vote. Not that it would matter, but he'd have my pretend, going-through-the-democratic-motions vote nonetheless.
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot dudes, international intrigue, politics, tyrannical rulers
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No this Commie reject asshole does not like BTO, Supertramp and Edgar Winter, he likes Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, shit like that, which I find fucking appalling. Here's the music of "rebellion" and such going into the fucking Kremlin with this KGB cocksucker that will spend all his time doing nothing except fucking with the USA, no matter who is President starting next year. If these "bad-ass rockers" were anything close to what they say they are, they'd kick this pussy boy Medvedev right in the balls and tell him to go fuck himself instead of posing with his sorry ass but Mr. Businessman tells them not to, and they obey like the fucking fake-ass puppets they are.
These rockers will associate with Kremlin fuckwads that are sure to fuck the world up bad with their policies and start another Cold War, but I am too much for them to be associated with, and that is how fucking pussy-ass that scene is now.
Medvedev can make like all the other Kremlin residents over the years and go suck a stray doggie's dick and balls because that dude is bad news in excelsior.
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These rockers will associate with Kremlin fuckwads that are sure to fuck the world up bad with their policies and start another Cold War, but I am too much for them to be associated with, and that is how fucking pussy-ass that scene is now.
Medvedev can make like all the other Kremlin residents over the years and go suck a stray doggie's dick and balls because that dude is bad news in excelsior.
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