Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Daily Everything: More Classics
Well, I'm hung over again. I have got to quit drinking scotch on Tuesday nights. The trouble is that on Tuesdays I always go to this bar where not only is the bartender this fly honey who I'd hit in a hot second, he works the Razzy flirting angle hard and gives me free shots. Last night, he and I did at least three Jack Daniels shots together. That's three whiskey shots in addition to the bottomless glass of Johnnie Walker that hot bartender kept topping off. Since I just hit snooze for the last three hours and am thus now running late, instead of brilliant novel Razzification, I'm just going to provide links to greatest hits from days of yore. Enjoy, bitches!
Magicians should do what they do best and DISAPPEAR I hate Criss Angel, David Blaine, and David Copperfield
Lord of the Douche Michael Flatley is an embarrassment to the land of Erin
The World's Ten Most Unfuckable Rock Stars Oh, yes, John Mayer is on this list
A suggestion for John Mayer: grow a penis Speaking of John Mayer being an unfuckable pussy...
Daily Douchebag: Mystery (by LL Cool Jew) Misogyny is not a sure-fire way to get laid with myself or LL Cool Jew
Three's company Threesomes rule
De-Colonize this Columbia undergrads are just as stupid as dumb Smith bitches back in my day
Vintage Razzy: the Marine in the airport bathroom I'm a player, homie, and that's a well-known factor
Dumping TWOD: a cautionary tale Why I am afraid of commitment
Behold...the world's most embarrassing lesbian Her name is Rosie O'Donnell
Tania Derveaux is my kind of skank 40,000 blowjobs is the greatest campaign promise in the history of Belgian politics
Prospective swingers will be disappointed My hometown is not overflowing with hot, easy skanks
People vs. Robert Sylvester Kelly: Razzy rules I should have gone to law school
Daily Dude I Want to Hit:Ian Ziering Steve Sanders Hottest dude on planet Earth
My last will and testament Making like BTO and taking care of business
Lord of the Douche Michael Flatley is an embarrassment to the land of Erin
The World's Ten Most Unfuckable Rock Stars Oh, yes, John Mayer is on this list
A suggestion for John Mayer: grow a penis Speaking of John Mayer being an unfuckable pussy...
Daily Douchebag: Mystery (by LL Cool Jew) Misogyny is not a sure-fire way to get laid with myself or LL Cool Jew
Three's company Threesomes rule
De-Colonize this Columbia undergrads are just as stupid as dumb Smith bitches back in my day
Vintage Razzy: the Marine in the airport bathroom I'm a player, homie, and that's a well-known factor
Dumping TWOD: a cautionary tale Why I am afraid of commitment
Behold...the world's most embarrassing lesbian Her name is Rosie O'Donnell
Tania Derveaux is my kind of skank 40,000 blowjobs is the greatest campaign promise in the history of Belgian politics
Prospective swingers will be disappointed My hometown is not overflowing with hot, easy skanks
People vs. Robert Sylvester Kelly: Razzy rules I should have gone to law school
Daily Dude I Want to Hit:
My last will and testament Making like BTO and taking care of business
Labels: alcoholism, excuses, Razzification
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