Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: my soon-to-be lawyer
Name: TBD
DOB: TBD
Occupation: barristry, awesomeness
Hometown: TBD
Current residence: New York, New York
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: It's only Tuesday, but it's already been a brisk week here in the RAZZY.org legal department (and by "legal department" I mean my friend HotLawyer). I'm not going to really talk about what's going on right now, except to say that I'm not surprised that an abusive, misogynistic bastard has turned to the legal system as a means of further harassing me. I thus intend to lawyer up myself and let the professionals handle it. So does anyone know a good attorney on the fair isle of Mannahattas who knows a lot about defamation law? Holler at your girl.
DOB: TBD
Occupation: barristry, awesomeness
Hometown: TBD
Current residence: New York, New York
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: It's only Tuesday, but it's already been a brisk week here in the RAZZY.org legal department (and by "legal department" I mean my friend HotLawyer). I'm not going to really talk about what's going on right now, except to say that I'm not surprised that an abusive, misogynistic bastard has turned to the legal system as a means of further harassing me. I thus intend to lawyer up myself and let the professionals handle it. So does anyone know a good attorney on the fair isle of Mannahattas who knows a lot about defamation law? Holler at your girl.
Labels: assholes, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, free fucking speech, grad school bullshit, legal drama, overcompensation, Razzy Haters, sexual assault
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Razzy,
This may be unimaginative, but whatever. Have you tried lawyers.com?
http://www.lawyers.com/find_a_lawyer/advanced_search/index.php
Areas of practice include "Libel, Slander and Defamation" and "Internet Law". Unfortunately, no "Free Fucking Speech".
Good luck.
This may be unimaginative, but whatever. Have you tried lawyers.com?
http://www.lawyers.com/find_a_lawyer/advanced_search/index.php
Areas of practice include "Libel, Slander and Defamation" and "Internet Law". Unfortunately, no "Free Fucking Speech".
Good luck.
# posted by 
: 3/11/2008 11:48 AM
: 3/11/2008 11:48 AM
Shocker. You publicly disparaged the guy to the point of liable and he sued. People tried to warn you, but you chose to heed the advice of comment mouthbreathers who doled out legal gold like, "Fuck that asshole!" or, "You rule Razzy!". I'm sure the vast wealth of the Razzy empire will net you Manhattan's top legal eagle (read: free advice from friend).
Welcome to the world of tort law. In a country where even shockingly good attorneys will take a case on contingent, its much cheaper to be the plaintiff than the defendant. You are so fucked.
Why no details? Where's that cock-sure attitude now?
Welcome to the world of tort law. In a country where even shockingly good attorneys will take a case on contingent, its much cheaper to be the plaintiff than the defendant. You are so fucked.
Why no details? Where's that cock-sure attitude now?
# posted by : 3/11/2008 8:24 PM
: 3/11/2008 8:24 PM
Well, Ryan, I would respond, but I'm pretty sure my lawyers would advise me not to since they're going to handle the fighting on this one for me.
But I wouldn't start making room for $7500 under your mattress yet, because you'd be surprised how many "shockingly good" lawyers will take a case pro bono when an abusive prick like yourself is using the legal system to further a well-documented campaign of harassment, especially when said abusive prick has no case whatsoever.
P.S. Before you accuse me of "liable," you might want to ask your hotshot attorney what the difference between that and "libel" actually is.
But I wouldn't start making room for $7500 under your mattress yet, because you'd be surprised how many "shockingly good" lawyers will take a case pro bono when an abusive prick like yourself is using the legal system to further a well-documented campaign of harassment, especially when said abusive prick has no case whatsoever.
P.S. Before you accuse me of "liable," you might want to ask your hotshot attorney what the difference between that and "libel" actually is.
Burn on the libel vs. liable!
I don't know what's funnier: that you're getting sued (as you should), or that your ego is so ridiculously oversized that you are incapable of entertaining the possibility that someone other than the guy you're getting sued by would actual disagree with you.
But do continue - this train wreck will be fun to watch.
I don't know what's funnier: that you're getting sued (as you should), or that your ego is so ridiculously oversized that you are incapable of entertaining the possibility that someone other than the guy you're getting sued by would actual disagree with you.
But do continue - this train wreck will be fun to watch.
# posted by : 3/11/2008 9:25 PM
: 3/11/2008 9:25 PM
Oh, my bad, Ryan's friend who seems to know an awful lot of undisclosed information about this case. Please pass along a hearty "fuck you" to Ryan for me.
Why delete the last comment? Did it hit a little too close to home? Lame.
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# posted by : 3/12/2008 10:18 AM
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