Monday, March 17, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Nicholas Hadzick
DOB: May 1977
Occupation: fucking shit up
Hometown: Freeland, Pennsylvania
Current residence: Lancaster County Prison, Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: One thing I've always secretly wanted to do is go on a drunken rampage of destruction. Unfortunately, I'm always too broke to justify trashing a hotel room or otherwise wantonly destroying property for the sheer gratuitous joy of breaking other peoples' stuff. About the closest I ever got was when I went to my Smith College two-year reunion. KatieScarlett and I always used to say that we were going to go to all the alumnae functions (which invariably are LAME) and interrupt the tea parties by creating a big scene, shouting "fuck this, we're OUTTA here!", and turning over a table, leaving nothing but broken Wedgwood china and snickerdoodle crumbs in our wake. Unfortunately, KatieScarlett did not go to my two-year reunion because she was stuck in art school or something, and I decided that it wouldn't be as fun wreaking havoc and getting a lifetime ban from the Smith Alumnae Association, so instead I just got laid (with a guy, which some might say is an even greater achievement in badassery at a Smith reunion than vandalism).
Anyway, thank Jesus H. Christ that there are people like Nicholas Hadzick to succeed where I have failed, so that I may live vicariously through them. Nicholas got dragged to a resort in a part of Pennsylvania where there is probably very little to do besides ogle Amish people, so he did what any decent bored human being would do: he got really, really wasted. Still bored, he decided to go for a stroll. However, to add some spice, he decided to do this butt naked while destroying every inanimate object in his path. First, he trashed the offices at the resort he was stuck at, and drove a forklift into a wall. Then he went to a nearby store and destroyed the deli and meat departments, ruining three scales, a meat-wrapping machine, a soda cooler, a delivery truck, and a 300-pound pizza oven. Overall, he did $40,000 worth of damage. HOT.
I think the bar has just been set for great achievements in gratuitous vandalism committed by a non-rock star. My hat--and pants--go off to Nicholas Hadzick.
Labels: alcoholism, crime and punishment, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot dudes, nudity
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You don't have to be wasted to act like that, when I was a kid alone, I must have done at least ten times the damage that this dude did on my wild vandalism sprees, because I did that shit almost every fucking day and made an art form of it.
Yeah but MG, you're a fucking shitbag to begin with. Your blog is nothing but pics of you flipping off the camera, porn pics and your random rants that no one cares about. You might wanna lay low a little before the cops come raid your house for the scores of child porn you have stashed on your computer. Anonymous. Yes I sign anonymous because if I told you who I am, there's no doubt you come to my house and kill me in my sleep, you sick bastard.
# posted by 
: 3/18/2008 7:08 AM
: 3/18/2008 7:08 AM
To begin with pussy boy, my site is not a blog. Secondly, if the Piggies want to come get me, all they have to do is walk a few feet, as I am literally surrounded by them in this neighborhood , there is a narc across the alley, 3 Pigs across the street, 2 retired ones in the 2 houses south of me and so forth, and it has been pretty much that way for the last 38 plus years, so they are well aware of me and what I do and have not done shit since 1969, so I doubt they'll start now.
I am thriled that you hate my site, because unlike Razzy, I don't do it for attention, I do it because the Internet offers an opportunity to do what I would like, and that is why I do it. The fact that not many like it means nothing to me, because I do not want wimpy dorks like you anywhere near me anyway. You use the anonymous name because you are a chickenshit , afraid of a fucking website because you see all that you hold dear mocked and ridiculed there, at least I am totally honest about what I do, unlike your sorry ass. I would never go near your fucking house, because I do not waste my time with losers like you.
I laugh at pussies like you that get all upset over the porn and the dope pics, because that is the point, to upset Establishment squares and Yuppies losers like you, so what you say is a compliment.
I do not give a fuck what anyone around here thinks of what I do, I don't expect to garner any audience from here, I just find many of the things that Razzy says here interesting and informative, plus it shows me that I am not missing anything in terms of audience.
So why don't you call your heroes at the FBI to come get me, wuss-boy, or cry to Razzy and ask her to ban me from this site forever,and them you can brag to all your pussy ass Yuppie friends about what a big, bad dude you are, and remember, I am laughing and scornful and contemptuous to you and all that you say and stand for.
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I am thriled that you hate my site, because unlike Razzy, I don't do it for attention, I do it because the Internet offers an opportunity to do what I would like, and that is why I do it. The fact that not many like it means nothing to me, because I do not want wimpy dorks like you anywhere near me anyway. You use the anonymous name because you are a chickenshit , afraid of a fucking website because you see all that you hold dear mocked and ridiculed there, at least I am totally honest about what I do, unlike your sorry ass. I would never go near your fucking house, because I do not waste my time with losers like you.
I laugh at pussies like you that get all upset over the porn and the dope pics, because that is the point, to upset Establishment squares and Yuppies losers like you, so what you say is a compliment.
I do not give a fuck what anyone around here thinks of what I do, I don't expect to garner any audience from here, I just find many of the things that Razzy says here interesting and informative, plus it shows me that I am not missing anything in terms of audience.
So why don't you call your heroes at the FBI to come get me, wuss-boy, or cry to Razzy and ask her to ban me from this site forever,and them you can brag to all your pussy ass Yuppie friends about what a big, bad dude you are, and remember, I am laughing and scornful and contemptuous to you and all that you say and stand for.
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