Friday, March 07, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Razzyphiles
DOB: various
Occupation: sending me awesome adulatory e-mails
Hometown: various
Current residence: various
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: I've been getting a lot of e-mail lately from random Razzyphiles, and I don't mean my friends. I mean honest to God people I've never met before who rely on me for their daily allowance of useless bullshit. I don't always get back to these correspondents in a timely manner, but I appreciate each and every e-mail nonetheless. For one thing, it's nice to get e-mail not written by lunatics and/or racists and/or haters telling me that I suck and/or am fat and/or am ugly and/or whatever else. For another, it makes waking up every day to write at the ass crack of dawn worth every drop of Sugar Free Red Bull needed to sustain my consciousness in the absence of a crowing cock at that hour. If I didn't care that people read this, I'd stick to writing a damn journal; knowing that people do, I treat this blog like a second job and hearing that people are enjoying my hard work is all the payoff I need.
Razzyphiles, you totally rock, and I've decided that March is now officially Razzyphile Appreciation Month. I will try to honor any and all requests that come my way (so yes...at some point this month, I'll put up full-frontal nudes since a lot of people out there seem deeply interested in seeing my vagina. I aim to please!) So if there's something you want me to write about, something I told you I'd write about but haven't gotten around to, or some other reasonable request (ie: I won't commit any crimes, fuck anyone ugly or desperate--at least without having a drink or ten first, or write something that casts a favorable light on "Grey's Anatomy") for Razzified hotness, leave a comment or send me an e-mail and I'll do it!
In fact, honoring such a request is why you see Chingy!'s ugly mug up at the top of this post in the first place. One of these Razzyphilic e-mails came from a reader in Canada who was surprisingly not outraged by the indictment of hockey, Nickelback, and Anne of Green Gables I wrote a while back like many of her countrymen, and she wanted to see more Chingy!. If pictures of that fat asshole were gold, I'd be a very wealthy woman, so how could I say no?
Anyway, I'm a Razzyphilephile, and I thank each and every one of you for reading from the bottom of my black and merciless heart. You rule harder than receiving cunnilingus, John McCain, Bev Niner, Sig Hansen and the crew of the F/V Northwestern, the Seattle Seahawks, and Total Recall!
XOBJBS,
Razzy
Labels: correspondence, Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot chicks, hot dudes, I LOVE IT, Razzyphiles
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My typical workday.
1. Arrive at work and turn on computer.
2. Pour a cup of coffee
3. Open email
4. Log in to Razzy Blog
5. Do actual work
6.Lunch break - log back into
Razzy Blog
7. Work
8. Check out Razzy site before I
go home.
Thanks for everything Razzy. You are a great source of entertainment/news/ and useless bullshit. I always love the political discussions, praise to the Seahawks and the Great NW, and always the pics of you. I am an official Razzyphile.
XOBJBS BACK TO YOU!
JJ
1. Arrive at work and turn on computer.
2. Pour a cup of coffee
3. Open email
4. Log in to Razzy Blog
5. Do actual work
6.Lunch break - log back into
Razzy Blog
7. Work
8. Check out Razzy site before I
go home.
Thanks for everything Razzy. You are a great source of entertainment/news/ and useless bullshit. I always love the political discussions, praise to the Seahawks and the Great NW, and always the pics of you. I am an official Razzyphile.
XOBJBS BACK TO YOU!
JJ
# posted by 
: 3/07/2008 8:14 AM
: 3/07/2008 8:14 AM
My day pretty much starts the same...
Except I generally log on, coffee in hand, well before I leave the house.
I like to enjoy Razzy in the comfort of my own home ....
And God bless that hamhock CHINGY!... Just the searving of furry, rank, pudge I needed to get my carmel ass up and at-em.
And, by the look of today's photos, it appears he's a smoker too.
Props.
Since it's now officially Razzyphile Appreciation Month, I'd ask for video of CHINGY! in action but, since he sleeps 23 hrs a day, really - what's the point?!
Another shot of Razzy's rack however, is always an early morning delight.
Razzy baby, as we say up north ... Yer' ..."Fuckin' "A" eh?"
RAZZY!!! CHINGY!!! RAZZY!!! RAZZY!!! CHINGY!!! RAZZY!!!
L&L
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Except I generally log on, coffee in hand, well before I leave the house.
I like to enjoy Razzy in the comfort of my own home ....
And God bless that hamhock CHINGY!... Just the searving of furry, rank, pudge I needed to get my carmel ass up and at-em.
And, by the look of today's photos, it appears he's a smoker too.
Props.
Since it's now officially Razzyphile Appreciation Month, I'd ask for video of CHINGY! in action but, since he sleeps 23 hrs a day, really - what's the point?!
Another shot of Razzy's rack however, is always an early morning delight.
Razzy baby, as we say up north ... Yer' ..."Fuckin' "A" eh?"
RAZZY!!! CHINGY!!! RAZZY!!! RAZZY!!! CHINGY!!! RAZZY!!!
L&L
# posted by : 3/07/2008 10:15 AM
: 3/07/2008 10:15 AM Links to this post:
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