Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Teddy Pedersen
DOB: ???
Occupation: former political aide/chauffeur, hot bisexual slut
Hometown: ???
Current residence: somewhere in New Jersey?
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Since depraved governors are all the rage these days, some guys over at the Newark Star-Ledger and the always classy and sophisticated New York Post decided to catch up with former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey, who infamously resigned in 2004 after admitting to an affair with a male aide. They talked to his soon-to-be ex-wife Dina Matos McGreevey, who said she was "blindsided" by her husband's revelation that he was "a gay American."
This comment didn't sit well with Teddy Pedersen, who promptly came forward to tell the press about his involvement in what the McGreevey's called "the Friday Night Special." Basically, every Friday night for two years, they'd get a swanky motel room off the turnpike and spend the evening having hot MMF three-ways. Presumably, since Dina witnessed firsthand her husband being Teddy's sloppy bottom, there's no way she could have been "blindsided" when discovering that her beloved husband was getting some sausage on the side.
Even better, former Governor McGreevey confirmed that this is indeed true! I guess now that he's fully out cruising for cock in various Chelsea bar and restaurant-type places, he doesn't give a fuck if people know Teddy took turns nailing him and Dina. As always, the geniuses at the Post have summarized this in the most erudite and learned manner possible (and trust this would have been the cover if not for the fact that the Post broke a story that our new blind Governor Paterson apparently also was screwing around on his wife...what is with these horndog Tri-State governors???):
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot dudes, large exclamatory font, perversion, politics, sex
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