Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Daily Whatever: Sorry, guys
So my legal drama continues and I am feeling pretty shitty today. I'm not even going to try to be funny, because I am feeling positively miserable for a variety of reasons that undoubtedly I'll tell you all about soon enough. I even cried yesterday. In front of people. In the Gospel of Razzy, that's a mortal fucking sin. So to make up for the fact that I can't possibly come up with anything creative or amusing today, I'll instead reflect back on happier times when I actually succeeded at doing so.
Breaking up is hard to do, but rejecting assholes is easy The font of ranting from whence all my current legal drama sprang
VD BS is so romantic It just wouldn't be right not to include at least ONE posting about anal sex.
Blame it on Benedixteen Man, Blame It on Rio was an awesomely ridiculous movie. Almost as ridiculous as the Pope. But infinitely more awesome.
More dumbfuckery on the Lower East Side Judging by the number of Google Image hits this post gets, there's a lot of you who really want to see Pete Wentz jerking it to a Morrissey poster
Cheaters never prosper unless you are dumb enough to let them Good times fucking my former high school classmates in Tacoma
Robert, you did this, Kells, I heard you did that. Nothing turns my frown upside down like a little REAL TALK. See, girl.
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Chris Hansen SO. HOT.
Razzy v. Rick Friar: Hilarity will likely ensue Hearken back to happier times when haters just sent me stupid e-mail and didn't resort to attorneys and threats of litigation (and hilariously, this comes up in a Technorati search for "nerd rage" along with posts called things like "How to totally get your way in World of Warcraft" and "Here I am...rock you like a geeky nerd"). BONUS: titty pictures.
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Taylor Swift I'm throwing HotLawyer a bone for being the total helpful hotness
Important Details Women's magazines totally suck.
I'll be back tomorrow in better spirits. Trust.
Breaking up is hard to do, but rejecting assholes is easy The font of ranting from whence all my current legal drama sprang
VD BS is so romantic It just wouldn't be right not to include at least ONE posting about anal sex.
Blame it on Benedixteen Man, Blame It on Rio was an awesomely ridiculous movie. Almost as ridiculous as the Pope. But infinitely more awesome.
More dumbfuckery on the Lower East Side Judging by the number of Google Image hits this post gets, there's a lot of you who really want to see Pete Wentz jerking it to a Morrissey poster
Cheaters never prosper unless you are dumb enough to let them Good times fucking my former high school classmates in Tacoma
Robert, you did this, Kells, I heard you did that. Nothing turns my frown upside down like a little REAL TALK. See, girl.
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Chris Hansen SO. HOT.
Razzy v. Rick Friar: Hilarity will likely ensue Hearken back to happier times when haters just sent me stupid e-mail and didn't resort to attorneys and threats of litigation (and hilariously, this comes up in a Technorati search for "nerd rage" along with posts called things like "How to totally get your way in World of Warcraft" and "Here I am...rock you like a geeky nerd"). BONUS: titty pictures.
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Taylor Swift I'm throwing HotLawyer a bone for being the total helpful hotness
Important Details Women's magazines totally suck.
I'll be back tomorrow in better spirits. Trust.
Labels: excuses, legal drama, Razzification
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Razzy, I love your site, logging in every day to see what kind of shit you have to comment on. However, this "I don't feel good, read my old stuff" line is starting to get a little bit old. You're are a crazy bitch, one of my favorite sources of made-up news every day, please fix whatever needs fixing, your adoring fans need your useless BS, you're starting to sound like an old country song.
JJ
JJ
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: 3/19/2008 8:09 AM
: 3/19/2008 8:09 AM
Did you really think it was all going to go away because your tubby lawyer friend said it would? I told you you weren't taking this seriously enough.
# posted by : 3/19/2008 3:33 PM
: 3/19/2008 3:33 PM
Razzy, great to read that even I have a place on your blog. B-Pain is a total douchebag! When doesn't he cheat on his stupid girlfriend?
-TAFKAMA's Sister
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-TAFKAMA's Sister
# posted by : 3/19/2008 8:10 PM
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