RazzyBlog: Doggystyle glamour shots

Friday, March 28, 2008

Doggystyle glamour shots

It's been awhile since I've reminded you all what a pair of awesome dogs I have. Okay, CAESAR is awesome, and Chingy! is more along the lines of awesomely gross, but you get the idea. Last night the dogs were being especially cute so I took a couple pictures of them as they were occupying most of my bed.

I then decided to take some individual shots, primarily because I am always insecure on Caesar's behalf. Chingy!, being a generally bad dog who constantly disobeys, stinks, engages in shockingly revolting behavior (eating homeless guy shit, stamping ass prints on my friends' white pants, crapping on my kitchen floor immediately after being taken for a walk just to be a dick, unprovokedly ejaculating on my living room floor, etc.), has made it his life's mission to destroy every last bit of personal property I own, and yet somehow has still managed to command legions of fans (seriously, I once got FAN MAIL ADDRESSED TO CHINGY!), seems to get most of the attention here on RAZZY.org. Poor Caesar, who is a generally well-behaved, useful (at least in terms of stick-chasing and barking at the neighbors he inherently harbors deep distrust towards), and devastatingly handsome dog, gets way less press on this blog by virtue of his good dog status than that asshole Chingy!, so I figured I should take some shots of Caesar being adorable so he could claim his share of the love. Lord knows Caesar is more deserving, and last night he was giving some good dog face:

Because I am secretly a softhearted wimp (don't tell anyone, I don't want my reputation as a batshit crazy skank bitch ruined), I told Chingy! that I'd take a picture of him too. He was being a diva, though, and decided that as long as I'm going to call him an asshole, he would oblige by living up to the title:

If giving the camera a glimpse of his Eye of Sauron (a great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame) doesn't define class and elegance, I don't know what does.

CHONGAY CHONG, Caesar pictures!

[RAZZY Update: As if he knows I'm writing shit about him, Chingy! just came up, sneezed on me, and try to lay down on my MacBook keyboard. Fucking asshole!]

Labels: assholes, Caese Doggy Dogg, CHONGAY CHONG, doggity style, gross