Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Quit your bitching!
In light of suggestions that some Razzyphiles aren't wild about links to my old posts on days when I just don't have the energy or inspiration to craft novel useless bullshit up to my high and exacting standards, here's an alternative placeholder for actual material: BARE BREASTS (and bad hair). Plus my face looks busted in this picture, so Razzy Haters can have fun with this too.
I'm going to now work on fixing my problems and getting my mind right so I don't continue to disappoint.
XOBJBS,
Razzy
Labels: excuses, nudity, Razzification
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Razzy - Your face does not look 'busted' really cute and vulnerable. And yumm yumm on those tits. Really no kidding fucking top flight jack- it material.
And thanks for the blog. I am forced by Razzy love to consider having a talk with anyone who makes you cry.
Maine Fisherman
And thanks for the blog. I am forced by Razzy love to consider having a talk with anyone who makes you cry.
Maine Fisherman
Sorry if it seemed like I was bitching. As a Razzephile I have developed an addiction to your site and am always looking for new and insightful BS.
JJ
JJ
# posted by 
: 3/19/2008 12:38 PM
: 3/19/2008 12:38 PM
Dear Razzy,
Like other posters, I am disheartened by your lack of new content. I look to your site for news and witty comments. The recent lack of both has lead me to question your value. Your half hearted attempts to saite your readers appetite for new posts by posting naked pictures of yourself is not only getting stale but is starting to come across as quite pathetic.
It is obvious that, due to your current depressed state that you seek basic affirmation and you believe that posting naked pictures of yourself will generate this base adoration. I must tell you though, with all sincerity and the honesty of a long time fan, that time has caught up to you.
I sit writing this having consumed a pint of vodka and am without question, 3 sails to the wind. Even in my inebriated state, I am confident in saying, there is no way that I could fuck you. Your face is chewed on, blotchy and sliding. Your body appears appears as a thin but obvious layer of winter fat that I'm sure will only hang around for spring. Your hair, stringy: a most uninspired dishawater blond. Your skin knows the damage of decades under the sun.
Razzy, I come to your site for smart insightful commentary. Not to look at naked pictures of a 35 year old woman. Please, return to using your brain and not flaunting your expired body. Otherwise, I shall read no more.
Sincerely,
A.H.
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Like other posters, I am disheartened by your lack of new content. I look to your site for news and witty comments. The recent lack of both has lead me to question your value. Your half hearted attempts to saite your readers appetite for new posts by posting naked pictures of yourself is not only getting stale but is starting to come across as quite pathetic.
It is obvious that, due to your current depressed state that you seek basic affirmation and you believe that posting naked pictures of yourself will generate this base adoration. I must tell you though, with all sincerity and the honesty of a long time fan, that time has caught up to you.
I sit writing this having consumed a pint of vodka and am without question, 3 sails to the wind. Even in my inebriated state, I am confident in saying, there is no way that I could fuck you. Your face is chewed on, blotchy and sliding. Your body appears appears as a thin but obvious layer of winter fat that I'm sure will only hang around for spring. Your hair, stringy: a most uninspired dishawater blond. Your skin knows the damage of decades under the sun.
Razzy, I come to your site for smart insightful commentary. Not to look at naked pictures of a 35 year old woman. Please, return to using your brain and not flaunting your expired body. Otherwise, I shall read no more.
Sincerely,
A.H.
# posted by : 3/19/2008 2:01 PM
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