Friday, March 14, 2008
To quote MC Hammer...
...you can't touch this! And that's addressed to Rxxx Sxxxxxx, because let's face it: that's what this whole sordid legal drama is about. Boo hoo, poor Rxxx Sxxxxxx, I wouldn't fuck him because I don't roll with fellas averse to going downtown on a lady (or a tramp, in my case), and he got mad on the grounds that he's entitled to hit this hotness just because one time I almost let him (the day I met him, as his insanity was unrevealed at that point). Oh, and I guess it must be a real blow to know that even a big skanky slutbag like myself wouldn't fuck his unkempt, sullen ass for all the opium in Boxer rebellion-era China.
Besides, I also wanted to have an excuse to thank all the titty-loving Razzyphiles for putting up with my lengthy discourses on this totally unnecessary and absurd Rxxx Sxxxxxx bullshit. And on that note, I'm not writing the words "Rxxx Sxxxxxx" any more today. Oh, wait, I just did...CRAP! Okay, no more of You-Know-Who (and I don't mean Lord Voldemort) today.
Anyway, enjoy the tits. I'm going to put up some of the oft-requested twat shots very soon, too. I actually have some questions for you related to the styling of my (totally awesome) snatch, but in order to ask, I have to grow out my pubes. It's going to be one of the classiest posts I've ever published, so stay tuned.
And shit, now I have "Can't Touch This" stuck in my head.
Besides, I also wanted to have an excuse to thank all the titty-loving Razzyphiles for putting up with my lengthy discourses on this totally unnecessary and absurd Rxxx Sxxxxxx bullshit. And on that note, I'm not writing the words "Rxxx Sxxxxxx" any more today. Oh, wait, I just did...CRAP! Okay, no more of You-Know-Who (and I don't mean Lord Voldemort) today.Anyway, enjoy the tits. I'm going to put up some of the oft-requested twat shots very soon, too. I actually have some questions for you related to the styling of my (totally awesome) snatch, but in order to ask, I have to grow out my pubes. It's going to be one of the classiest posts I've ever published, so stay tuned.
And shit, now I have "Can't Touch This" stuck in my head.
Labels: grad school bullshit, nudity, Razzy Haters, Razzyphiles, Rxxx Sxxxxxx, sluts
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Hey I'm totally enjoying the blogs about the fuck otherwise know as "Ryan". They are quite entertaining. I'm also enjoying the titty pics. Question: Why grow out the pubes? A shaved snatch is a pretty snatch.
JJ
JJ
# posted by 
: 3/14/2008 12:07 PM
: 3/14/2008 12:07 PM
No. Don't shave. Please grow them out. Shaved pubes give me the creeps. They're too much like prepubescent females. Your boobs are natural perfection, so your snatch should complement them.
# posted by : 3/14/2008 2:34 PM
: 3/14/2008 2:34 PM
"Your boobs are natural perfection"
no argument that you have a nice rack, but for some reason the wording of this comment caused my coffee to shoot out of my nose this morning.
anon is in love!
-t
no argument that you have a nice rack, but for some reason the wording of this comment caused my coffee to shoot out of my nose this morning.
anon is in love!
-t
On the "Can't touch this" note.
What does Razz think about male genital piercing? A gf of mine wants to go get us pierced. She is all hot about watching me get stabbed in my pecker.
I'm not so sure just yet.
We need an ask Razzy forum.
Lastly, trimmed or shaved por favor.
What does Razz think about male genital piercing? A gf of mine wants to go get us pierced. She is all hot about watching me get stabbed in my pecker.
I'm not so sure just yet.
We need an ask Razzy forum.
Lastly, trimmed or shaved por favor.
If there is any chick whose pussy would not look like a little girlie's it is Razzy so shave it and let everyone see what you have, throw it in the hater's faces and then have a beer and laugh at them. Plus an ass shot or two would be nice as well.
Tafkama is right. I have a schoolboy crush, alas from afar, on our gorgeous damsel. Her boobs and snatch make up a Holy Trinity in my eyes, but my favorite body part is her brain.
# posted by : 3/16/2008 2:19 PM
: 3/16/2008 2:19 PM
Damn girl, you a hard case. Why you erase my post? Mr. Johnnie don't talk to hear himself! I be droppin' some knowledge on yo fine white ass.
Lookie here now, that hobo I was usin' as a body up an' died on me, so I had to go find me a new fool to possess. Sos now I is down south, in da Big Easy. I done takin' da form of a crazy ol' cracka dat be livin' in da swampy Bayou. It be a long walk fo dis here nigga to the nearest internets, but you in a real mess, girl, sos I do it.
Now looky, that Ryan a chump ass negro. He don't know nuffin 'bout no law. But I do, and I give you all da advice you needs for some of that sweet, pink honey pot. We gots a deal, or what? I gets you off jus like I gets da OJs off, den we can go back to my crib and I gets you off again fo sho!
My time almost up. Took me a whole day beggin to get da change sos I could rent me here dis computer. Now its back to my shack in da swamp. I gone have to wrassle me a gator if I want'n sumpin to eats fo dinner.
Lookie here now, that hobo I was usin' as a body up an' died on me, so I had to go find me a new fool to possess. Sos now I is down south, in da Big Easy. I done takin' da form of a crazy ol' cracka dat be livin' in da swampy Bayou. It be a long walk fo dis here nigga to the nearest internets, but you in a real mess, girl, sos I do it.
Now looky, that Ryan a chump ass negro. He don't know nuffin 'bout no law. But I do, and I give you all da advice you needs for some of that sweet, pink honey pot. We gots a deal, or what? I gets you off jus like I gets da OJs off, den we can go back to my crib and I gets you off again fo sho!
My time almost up. Took me a whole day beggin to get da change sos I could rent me here dis computer. Now its back to my shack in da swamp. I gone have to wrassle me a gator if I want'n sumpin to eats fo dinner.
# posted by : 3/16/2008 8:19 PM
: 3/16/2008 8:19 PM
nice tits razz. let's see the full monty one of these days though. i want to see the tight body of yours in its full glory all right?
SOA '99
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