Tuesday, April 08, 2008

 

Charlton Heston is dead...

...but ElCyd is fortunately alive and well and Razzified as can be, and in case you didn't notice her awesome post yesterday, she's covering college hoops for RAZZY.org as of yesterday.  Well, college hoops as they relate to Kansas. Somewhere J-Sexy is rolling her eyes and saying, "GREAT.  More ridicolos sports.  As if there's not enough of that stewpid football on your blog, Razzy."  Halfhearted apologies to my platonic life partner and all the ladies (and dudes) who don't like reading about sports.  I do, and it's my website, so ElCyd's coverage of the Jayhawks is something you'll have to live with for the next day.  Count your blessings, sports haters and fans alike, because it could be worse.  ElCyd is a lesbian; she could be covering the WNBA.  

So now, thanks to ElCyd, you all can read lots of hating on Roy Williams and bragging about the NCAA Champs.  Obviously I'm reserving Daily Dude I Want to Hit today for her to gush about Kansas, as she not only assured me that she would write something "no matter how hung over" she is, it's not like there's any other reason to gush about Kansas...ever.   I mean, what's in Kansas besides tornadoes that double as portals to Oz other than their (now national champion) men's college basketball team?  If that's not your bag, then just do what you normally do when I start bitching about Super Bowl XL: scroll down to the inevitable post about sucking dick or my tits.  Maybe if we're all really lucky, ElCyd will regale us with some tales about her childhood down the block from the inimitable Reverend Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps in beautiful Topeka once her March Madness-related excitement abates.

Welcome to the family, ElCyd!  Hey, leave her some comments to remind this premiere Razzyphile (she started the world's greatest Facebook group, which you should join before you're the last kid at your school to do so) what an honor it is to have passed my rigorous criteria for contributing to this website (which, on an irate aside, was passed up for a Pulitzer AGAIN this year...bastards)!  Or hate on her so she can be more like her idol (me).  I suggest "fat", "ugly", "skanky", "attention whore", or "batshit crazy."  ElCyd loves the classics.  

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# posted by Razzy @ 6:49 AM
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ElCyd is the shit, even if her team won only by letting Memphis choke last. Besides, shouldn't they be awesome at bball in Kansas (or any other place in middle america that I'd never want to visit)? There's nothing else to do besides fuck cows/sheep/corn/whatever it is they have there.

Found your blog through her Facebook, very entertaining.
# posted by Anonymous Shannan : 4/08/2008 11:00 AM
 
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