Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: Justin Bobby from "The Hills"
DOB: 1983?
Occupation: model, hairstylist, "The Hills" resident asshole
Hometown: Huntington Beach, California
Current residence: the Hollywood Hills?
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: Against my better judgment, Justin Bobby from "The Hills" has lured me like an unfortunate ancient Greek mariner with his siren's song of belching, shameless denial of flagrantly bad behavior, and obnoxious quips. For one thing, he seems to be the only character who doesn't give a fuck what Lauren Conrad thinks. Almost everyone else on the show seems concerned primarily with LC's mood and opinion, and a character who chooses to either ignore or insult her is a refreshing change. For another, last night he made his grand reappearance at GOA Nightclub looking like a bizarre amalgam of Shia LaBeouf and the lead singer of The Killers, and it wasn't a bad look on him. It was a considerable improvement from the long-haired homeless Jack Sparrow look he was sporting when he infamously made out with another chick at Les Deux in front of Audrina and then successfully told her, "No, I wasn't. You need to get your eyes checked."
I'm not the only one to be swayed by Justin Bobby's dirty charms. JerseyGirl and I were texting last night as we watched from our respective hovels on our mutual excitement about JB running into the ladies at GOA Nightclub:
JerseyGirl: Yes! Justin bobby!Razzy: Jb's my fave. He shd have his own showRazzy: Justin bobby looks hotJerseyGirl: He's my fave too. Lo is so annoying.
At this point, the "drama" (Justin Bobby and Heidi sitting down with Audrina at LC's table, with LC leaving in a huff) on "girls night out" wraps up and LC is busy contemplating whether or not she wants to continue living at the Villa Apartments. Luckily, the conversation about moving in together between LC and her Laguna Beach friend Lo is mercifully short and the action switches back to a dinner date between Audrina and Justin Bobby. JB lays it on thick about missing Audrina and prioritizing his life (he quit drinking...as much), because apparently he had grown lonely not giving Audrina opportunities to show her thong and ass crack while tooling around town on his bike.
Razzy: Yes! Justin bobby dinner date!Razzy: Justin bobby 4 prezJerseyGirl: He just gave her total f me eyesRazzy: And she f'd him. Trust.Razzy: "i've been riding solo" lolJerseyGirl: Soo smooth. Id do himRazzy: Lauren sux. Spencer s grossJerseyGirl: O no doubt. Justin bobby is irresistible
As far as the loathsome guys on "The Hills" go, Justin Bobby is a cut above the competition. Brody Jenner is loathsome since he seems enveloped in a cloud of obvious douchebaggery (although I'd still probably hit that) and Spencer is loathsome in a creepy, child molester way, while Justin Bobby is loathsome in a really hot and fuckable way. I'd totally let Justin Bobby ride me like his contrived unemployed wannabe rock star motorcycle and then pretend to be disgusted with myself the next day.
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, hot dudes, The Hills, TV
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