Thursday, April 24, 2008
Just a little patience
People who don't watch "Lost" are probably reading today's Daily Dude/Douchebag posts and thinking, "Ugh, move on to topics I care about." Unfortunately, today I don't have much time for useless bullshit because I have about ten million things to do. The usual Razzy-type errands: re-up birth control pill prescription, bust out some virology real quick, pack six days worth of diverse clothes suitable for the wide range of weather conditions I might encounter during spring in the great Pacific Northwest, deal with dogsitting issues, etc. Unlike my usual routine, I can't just put things off for another day because my deadline is 4:45 p.m. for finishing everything up. Actually, my deadline is about 2 p.m., which is when I have to hop the A train in order to get to JFK in time for my 4:45 p.m. flight to Sea-Tac. That's right, I'm headed back to the P-N-Dub today because it's CRAB FEED SEASON!!!
Longtime Razzyphiles may recall the tales of Crab Feeds past. Last year following the crab feed, I had a threesome. The year before that, I nightcapped the Crab Feed by fucking the former quarterback of my high school football team on my girl MillerTime's living room couch. Who knows what kind of adventures this year's feed will hold? An all-you-can-consume orgy of crab legs and beer held in the gym at my high school alma mater is rife with potential for post-feed debauchery. No, seriously, it is! Plus, I'll be there for almost a week and that's plenty of time to bang childhood friends, consume Vitamin R in copious quantities, and generally raise hell. So please be patient if I'm not as on top of moderating comments or crafting useless bullshit as prolifically as normal. I'll be back to form in a day or two, hopefully with some quality stories to share.
Labels: excuses, P-N-Dub, Razzification
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