Thursday, May 29, 2008
Desperately seeking a naked midget
I've done a lot of strange and crazy things in my time involving naked people. However, until now I have never been in a position where I needed to hire a midget stripper. Or a "little person," if that term is preferable. I can't say why, except that I need a midget in our nation's capital who is willing to sexily disrobe and hump an ass. I mean a donkey, you pervs! A stuffed donkey!
I did a little searching on the internets, and I found that here in New York there is an agency dedicated to midget strippers called "Dwarf Entertainment." Apparently stripping can be a lucrative career for little people, particularly those willing to dress like Elvis and then take it all off. Well, they BETTER take it all off. There's nothing that irks me more than a male stripper who doesn't take off the G-string. If I want to see a naked chest, I'll check out my own hot tits. I'm not paying a male stripper to see his muscle definition. If a dude wants me to show him the money, then he better show me his weiner.
Unfortunately, there is no equivalent service provider in Washington, DC. So if anyone has any clue where I might find someone who can fit the bill, holler at your girl.
Labels: intentional buffoonery, nudity
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