Friday, June 20, 2008
And speaking of birthdays...
My thirtieth isn't for a few months (November 17th...mark your calendars), but I know you're all already fretting about what to get me. Probably because it's almost impossible to top the "My Bitches" Razzy: Manhattan's Favorite Dog-Owning Bisexual Alcoholic figurine my friend Rack made for me last year.
However, I just found the perfect present for me. As anyone with the most basic Razzyphilic tendencies knows, I love me some Heineken beer. And as several lucky fellas can attest, I know several ways to have a great time in a hot tub, and a jacuzzi is one furnishing that my apartment sorely needs. Thus, behold the perfect birthday gift:
I'm not sure where you can actually get one of these, but someone's got to know. If you are that someone, you might want to get to shopping. Anyone getting me this to celebrate my third decade of life will reap great rewards, and by "rewards" I mean "grade A oral"! TRUST!
Labels: aging, alcoholism, I LOVE IT, Razzification
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