Monday, June 02, 2008

 

I'm behind and I'm sorry!

So I just checked my RAZZY.org e-mail (which is something I don't do as often as I should, mainly because there's so much spam that it's aggravating sorting through it to find real e-mail from Razzyphiles and Razzy Haters), and was distressed to see that I'm getting WAY behind on my e-mail returning.  I try to be good about this, but sometimes I just get sidetracked.  If you've written to me lately, you might be thinking to yourself, "Who does that fucking bitch think she is to not respond?  I took time to give her excellent tips and supportive words on quitting smoking or dealing with post-abortion stress/depression, or inquire about various internet, sex, and/or science-related things, or tell her she rules, or tell her I hate her, or suggest a daily dude/douchebag, or send a link to a funny news story!  Talk about UNGRATEFUL to her readers!"

Well, I don't think I'm too good to return your e-mails.  I just have a high standard for wit in e-mail responses, and I haven't had time to devote the attention they deserve.  Therefore, I want to apologize for not getting around to this, and let you know that it isn't you, it's me.  I love the fact that you all read what I put a lot of time and energy into writing, and I sincerely appreciate your making the effort to respond to it.  I promise that I WILL get back to you...eventually.  It's a busy time for me, what with R. Kelly on trial, and a full agenda of mice to kill, and an upcoming trip to New Orleans this weekend, so please be patient.  

And in the meantime, as a token of my appreciation to all Razzyphiles and readers (whether corresponding with me or not), here's me showing some love in the form of tits, because while I'm certain you ALL read my website for the stunningly brilliant articles, nothing says "I love you" like an impromptu shot of my unshowered, barely awake self showing my cans at 6 a.m.

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# posted by Razzy @ 5:42 AM
Comments:
Thanks for the pics. As a long-time reader of your blog - will have to say, can't get enough of 'em.

Now - having said that, I will mention that you did promise (quite a while ago) a shot of your vag as well....

We are all still waiting :)
# posted by Anonymous Xeph : 6/02/2008 10:48 AM
 
all is forgiven.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6/02/2008 11:03 AM
 
the unshowered, barely awake shots are the best. there's something so god damned hot about imagining you just rolling out of bed and showing us all your tits without even pausing to make yourself presentable. we can almost smell the sweat.
# posted by Anonymous syrmx : 6/02/2008 11:23 AM
 
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# posted by Blogger TAFKAMA : 6/02/2008 4:52 PM
 
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