Friday, June 13, 2008
NOT GUILTY, Y'ALL GOTS TO FEEL ME!
So my computer is still not fixed and blogging is a no-no in lab, therefore this will be short and sweet. My phone started blowing up approximately 30 minutes ago with texts from fellow Kellsophiles informing me of the joyous news:
ROBERT SYLVESTER KELLY WAS FOUND NOT GUILTY BY A JURY OF HIS NON-PEERS ("non-peers" because, as my friend Morrissey'sHair has pointed out, as "the World's Greatest," Kells is by definition peerless).
This means lots of awesome things are going to ensue: R. Kelly will tour to support his impending TP Fourth Quarter album, I will attend said concert tour, and for years to come I will be following the inimitable RSK like the obsessed stalker that I am. No sex offender tag for Kells! No sit-downs with Chris Hansen! No more defending Kells from all the haters who wonder why I like a pedophile...because he was ACQUITTED! My computer might be fucked, I might be broke as a Thunderbird-swigging homeless guy, and grad school may be hell on earth, but KELLS IS FREE! O joyous day!
Labels: crime and punishment, I LOVE IT, Robert Sylvester Kelly
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