Monday, July 07, 2008
Daily Douchebag: back to work
I spent the whole holiday weekend getting shitfaced with my bitches in our nation's capital, and frankly, I am worn out. I need another day off to recover from my days off, which involved heavy drinking, cutting the crusts off about 8,000 cucumber tea sandwiches, and riding a male stripper's face (more on that later). Sadly, I have to go present my riveting research this weekend at the American Society of Virology meeting in beautiful, "Gorges" Ithaca, New York, and I have no days off to spare while I crank out a last couple experiments to round out my poster. So I can't sit at home all day and catch up on all the blogging which has been lacking and undoubtedly causing you all great consternation. But I'll be back in old form by tomorrow and ready to rock your faces off with Razzified awesomeness. Heart you all!
XOBJBS,
Razzy
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So this conference is at Cornell...I think I know a bit about that place.
First, a warning: Last call in Ithaca is 1 a.m. I am not kidding.
As for the bars (should you need them), the easiest way to get to them is to go to the clock tower, walk south down Ho Plaza (yes, that's actually the name), and keep going straight until you're in Collegetown. There's also liquor stores there for your after party needs, should you have any.
The next piece of bad news is if you're staying on campus, it may not be fun. West Campus, if it's not still a half-destroyed shit hole, is halfway down the hill from the center of campus, and North Campus is a good twenty minutes from Collegetown by foot.
Oh, did I mention that Ithaca is politically only an inch or two to the left of Berkeley?
I'm willing to bet we can look forward to "Daily Douchebag: Ithaca, New York" sometime next week. That said, good luck Razzifying the Big Red.
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First, a warning: Last call in Ithaca is 1 a.m. I am not kidding.
As for the bars (should you need them), the easiest way to get to them is to go to the clock tower, walk south down Ho Plaza (yes, that's actually the name), and keep going straight until you're in Collegetown. There's also liquor stores there for your after party needs, should you have any.
The next piece of bad news is if you're staying on campus, it may not be fun. West Campus, if it's not still a half-destroyed shit hole, is halfway down the hill from the center of campus, and North Campus is a good twenty minutes from Collegetown by foot.
Oh, did I mention that Ithaca is politically only an inch or two to the left of Berkeley?
I'm willing to bet we can look forward to "Daily Douchebag: Ithaca, New York" sometime next week. That said, good luck Razzifying the Big Red.
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