Thursday, July 24, 2008
Daily Dude I Want to Hit: teenager phones
DOB: 2008?
Occupation: texting like what
Hometown: probably some factory in China
Current residence: my hot little hands
Why I Want to Hit that Hotness: I've been in bad emotional shape the last few days, but nothing cheers a bitch up like getting a new toy, whether it be a pair of shoes, a Sharper Image "body massager" (and I think you can guess which part of my body I use those to massage), or some fancy electronic gadget. In this case, it's the latter. My old phone was a beat-up piece of shit that actually got a huge crack in it, so it was time to make like Beyonce and upgrade that trash. Apart from it's general state of mechanical failure, my biggest problem with my old phone was its lack of a keyboard led to it taking FOREVER to send text messages. I generally hate talking on the phone, so unless I'm trying to catch up with my family or friends sufficiently far away to not see in person, I always prefer to text. Needless to say, my old phone was failing miserably at enabling me to do this efficiently.
Therefore, when I went to re-up, I totally purchased this phone with a slide-out keyboard of the class LL Cool Jew refers to as "teenager phones." This refers to the fact that all the kids these days seem to have one of these things that they can text the pedophiles they meet on MySpace easily with, and everywhere you go you see them texting and IMing furiously on these contraptions. LL Cool Jew has a teenager phone herself, and has been encouraging me to get one ever since she acquired her EnV or whatever, so she was delighted when I informed her that my LG Rumor arrived. Her specific response was actually "YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! QWERTY MCQWERTERSON!"
I know it's pretty lame to Daily Dude my new cell phone, especially since it's not an iPhone or a BlackBerry or something super fancy that does everything save wipe my ass and walk my dogs. However, if you've been using something for the last few years that, in terms of technical evolution, is barely removed from an empty can tied to a piece of string, you would be elated about your teenager phone too. So text me, bitches!
Labels: Daily Dude I Want to Hit, I LOVE IT, LL Cool Jew, nerd alert
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