Wednesday, August 13, 2008
FUCK! I'm LATE!
Sorry, dudes, but it's 10 a.m. and I just woke up. My alarm didn't go off, but even if it had, I am miserably hung over. This is very bad news for the story about the two really angry identical lesbians who confronted me after bar trivia night to give me a drive-by scolding about being "offensive" regarding statements I made as to the fuckability of Alicia Sacramone and Nastia Liukin. Apparently I'm not supposed to speculate on which Olympic athletes are gay at "a straight bar." I rebutted this argument by making out with a hot Wellesley alumna. Ultimately, I was out until 3 a.m. last night, and though I didn't intend to stay out that late, I did to drown my sorrows about China winning the gold in the team gymsnatchtits finals. So my apologies about my lack of productivity today. I'll be back in regular form tomorrow. XOBJBS!
Labels: alcoholism, excuses
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You're a fucking train wreck. Seriously. At what age do you think you'll finally realize that you're significantly older than most of the people at the bar? You're going to be the barfly everyone quietly laughs at and swears they'll never become.
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: 8/13/2008 11:41 AM
: 8/13/2008 11:41 AM
Wow, if anonymous had any balls, he/she would insult in the open. LOSER. I'll tell him/her this: She won't be alone at bars being laughed at b/c I'll be right next to her laughing at social fucktards like anonymous.
fuck, you are 2 for 2 with the hottie thing. sacramone is a fucking looker.
oh, ever don't worry about being the oldest person at the bar. that's always me and that's a distinction i pride in.
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oh, ever don't worry about being the oldest person at the bar. that's always me and that's a distinction i pride in.
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