Thursday, August 07, 2008
Mike Lowry had "so many bitches"?
As long as I'm on the subject of Dwayne "Lil' Wayne" Carter and his ridiculousness today, I might as well bring up something that mystifies me almost as much as his fetish for female police officers making siren sounds during coitus. One of the many singles from the sublime Tha Carter III is a song called "A Milli." In the third verse of this jam, Lil' Wayne is talking about his success with the ladies, and he says, "I got so many bitches, I'm like Mike Lowry."
Mike Lowry? Did he really say "Mike Lowry"? As in the toady, bug-eyed Rodney Dangerfield-esque former Washington state Governor Mike Lowry? THAT Mike Lowry?
No, it can't be. While there may be something somewhat endearing about the way Mike Lowry joins fellow former Washington state Governor Gary Locke in laughing at a hilarious story being enacted by yet another former Washington state Governor Booth Gardner, I don't see him having sufficient charm to merit having "so many bitches" that it garners Tha Carter's admiration.
A quick internets search determined that Will Smith's character in the Bad Boys movies is named "Mike Lowrey." While I would actually prefer to hang out with a former governor of the great Evergreen State and Thornton Mellon doppelganger than Will Smith's annoying closet homo Scientologist ass, I do seem to recall something about "Mike Lowrey" being a womanizer in those particular Michael Bay orgies of explosions. When making such a comparison, I assume that Lil' Wayne is more likely to know the details about sluts from Bad Boys than elderly liberal governors from the P-N-Dub. Then again, Governor Mike Lowry chose not to run for a second gubernatorial term amidst a sexual harassment scandal in which he was accused of talking dirty to and fondling his deputy press secretary, so he did at least make a half-assed attempt at ho-running. Maybe Lil' Wayne is just showing respect to all the Mike Lowries who have flashed their player's cards at one point or another in their careers, and hoping to follow in their pussy-stacking footsteps.
Mike Lowry? Did he really say "Mike Lowry"? As in the toady, bug-eyed Rodney Dangerfield-esque former Washington state Governor Mike Lowry? THAT Mike Lowry?
Labels: Lil' Wayne, P-N-Dub, rap, ridiculous absurdity
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Best post ever. I never thought anyone, much less a rapper, would utter the name "Mike Lowry" again. Despite voting for him, I grew to think of him as a bit too strange for the office. Perfect, maybe, for the job of US Congressman from Mississippi, but not for Washington's GUBERNATOR!!!
# posted by 
: 8/07/2008 4:10 PM
: 8/07/2008 4:10 PM
HotLawyer, how did you vote for Mike Lowry? He was the gubernator from 1993-1997. We were totally like 15 reading Mother by Maxim Gorky in Mrs. Campbell's freshman honors english class in 1993, dude!
Razz,
You must be right. I could have sworn I did, but I suppose G.Locked After Dark was my first nod to office. I remember Lowry so well, though, that I was certain he left office only a few years ago. Oh well, he should tell a bitch like Doritos, "This is Nacho Cheese!"
You must be right. I could have sworn I did, but I suppose G.Locked After Dark was my first nod to office. I remember Lowry so well, though, that I was certain he left office only a few years ago. Oh well, he should tell a bitch like Doritos, "This is Nacho Cheese!"
# posted by : 8/08/2008 12:12 PM
: 8/08/2008 12:12 PM
I always thought Weezy was just mispronouncing Mike Lauer, given his recent ab brandishing which sent many a housewife aswoon. But that could totz be wrong too.
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