Sunday, October 05, 2008
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Dallas Cowboys
...because thanks to your quarterback's love life, it tolls for fucking thee! As of last weekend, the Cowboys are no longer undefeated thanks to the Washington Anti-Native American Racial Slurs, and we all know who to thank. No, it's not the dynamic new offense brought to the Redskins by their new coach, Seahawks legend Jim Zorn (!). It's not the defensive upgrades the Redskins made by adding the likes of Jason Taylor to their roster. In fact, this Redskins victory has nothing to do with the Redskins at all. It doesn't even really have anything to do with the Cowboys directly, at least not with their game on the field.
No, Tony Romo's girlfriend AKA the Cowboys' bad luck charm showed up to work her nefarious magic on their record:
Though she's not wearing that loathsome pink jersey which originally cursed the Cowboys and drew the disdain of the highly opinionated Terrell Owens, it appears that Jessica showing up AT ALL is enough to usher in a Cowboys loss. I sincerely hope that Jessica shows up for every Cowboys game for the rest of the season because a 3-14 Cowboys season is something that will always make me smile contentedly. Please continue standing by your man, Sloppy Tits.
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If she had an effect at all, it was clearly on the Dallas coaching staff, who forgot that in an NFC East game, you gotta run the football. Perhaps Romo checked off to passes too often not because of the 8 man fronts, but rather because he was trying to show off and earn an extra special act of sluttiness later in the night, but you still gotta fault a coaching staff that didn't adjust as the game went on.
Curses to the Hawks this week for not exposing the NYG squad as the posers they are. And, as a lifelong Skins fan (with ambivilent feelings about the mascot), props to the PNW for sliding us a little Zorn-again action. He may be a Jesus freak, but as long as he keeps winning football games, I'm willing to look past it.
Curses to the Hawks this week for not exposing the NYG squad as the posers they are. And, as a lifelong Skins fan (with ambivilent feelings about the mascot), props to the PNW for sliding us a little Zorn-again action. He may be a Jesus freak, but as long as he keeps winning football games, I'm willing to look past it.
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: 10/05/2008 4:47 PM
: 10/05/2008 4:47 PM
"Zorn again"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just made the Seahawks' loss kind of worth it. That's awesome.
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That just made the Seahawks' loss kind of worth it. That's awesome.
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