Friday, October 17, 2008

 

A dangling C.H.U.D.

I've gotten a couple e-mails regarding a certain SUPER hot photo from the master debate the other evening.  It seems that despite the widespread circulation of this shot on the internets, my mom, GayMan, and a couple of random Razzyphiles just had to e-mail me to make sure it didn't escape my notice that the officer and a hot piece known as Senator John McCain (R-AZ) looked like he was being transmogrified into one of the creatures dwelling in the fell city of Minas Morgul after catching a glimpse of old Pointy Pelvis Obama's ass:



I don't know how I missed McCain doing this live, because I certainly watched the debate.  It may have something to do with the fact that I watched it at a bar and had already knocked back a Dos Equis or fifty.  I also was thrown off because during the debate there had been a lot of cheering for McCain, and I thought maybe I was in good company.  Then, however, when the cheering continued after the debate I realized that everyone was getting excited about the Phillies game on one of the other bar TVs, and as usual I was the only McCainiac around.  In any event, I had other things on my mind than spotting fleeting moments when McCain apparently gave in–if only for a moment–to his insatiable craving for smug, condescending Illinois senator flesh.  I wish I had seen it, though, because I've been saying for a long time that we need a C.H.U.D. in the White House.  For one thing, a cannibalistic, possibly undead president would strike a lot more fear into the hearts of evildoers everywhere than a brainy law professor.  For another, I'd like to see those socialist homos in Europe complain about our warmongering ways while facing the threat of being ravenously devoured by our fearless leader for their gall.   My election preference continues to be validated by Senator McCain's total awesomeness.  JOHN! MC! CAIN!  JOHN! MC! CAIN!

*RAZZY Edit: No sooner did I publish this than I was asked, "What the f is a C.H.U.D.?"  Apparently I am the only one around here with any appreciation for the cinematic masterpieces of the 1980s.  C.H.U.D. is a movie about some John McCain-looking things with glowing eyes that live under New York City in the abandoned subway tunnels and occasionally venture up from their subterranean digs to eat hot 80s chicks with spiral perms.  It's a really realistic movie, because I can't tell you how many narrow escapes I have made from hungry C.H.U.D.s since moving to New York six years ago.  Take a gander at the awesome trailer for C.H.U.D. and I guarantee that not only will you IMMEDIATELY rush to Blockbuster and rent it, you will see my reasoning that a C.H.U.D. would make a better president than a community organizer.  TRUST.

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# posted by Razzy @ 8:45 AM
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Actually I think he's just grossed out from just shaking Obama's sweaty and limp wristed hand.

jj
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10/17/2008 9:53 AM
 
C.H.U.D. also featured many up-and-coming stars such as Daniel Stern, John Heard, John Goodman, and Jay Thomas (ok, maybe Jay Thomas isn't a star, but he was on "Cheers"). It was like the "American Graffiti" of B-movies.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10/17/2008 11:29 AM
 
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