Monday, October 06, 2008

 

My brave, stoic, it's-all-gonna-be-okay face

No, it's not because of the failing economy, the War in Iraq, the lack of affordable health care for all Americans, or any other reason why it sucks to exist in the present era...it's because I had to sit in a New York City football bar after the New York football Giants summarily smote the Seahawks' ruin on the proverbial mountainside while wearing a Seahawks jersey.  I think the picture my friend I'mNotRussianGoddammit took of me sometime in the third quarter sums it all up precisely:


I realize that the above photograph is certainly not the most attractive photo of me that's ever been committed to iPhone.  However, it is one of the few photographs in existence of me putting on a brave face in spite of the shameful fact that I'm wearing the jersey of and cheering for a team that didn't even show up to play.  Nobody took a picture of me after the Seahawks got their asses kicked by the Packers last January, but it would have looked something like this (although I take back what I said about my attractiveness in this state, because if memory serves correctly, .the Seahawks may not have shown up at Lambeau Field, but a hot dude with a thing for blondes showed up at the bar I watched the game at, took me home, and consoled me with an epic dicking).  Sadly, I did not get laid by a sympathetic Giants fan, and spent my evening watching the various NFL pundits recap exactly how much stank ass the Seahawks sucked.  During "Football Night in America" halftime, Bob Costas announced that "the Giants just CLOBBERED the Seahawks,"  and I actually thought this was an understatement.  The Giants bent the Seahawks over and ass-raped them like a prag in a prison shower.

Hopefully the Sea-chickens will start acting more like the birds of prey for which they are named and save our season by kicking some Cheesehead ass next week, because my mental state can't take many more episodes like the one that occurred yesterday.  

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# posted by Razzy @ 8:52 AM
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Don't worry Razzy. If anything, look on the bright side: they can't suck AS MUCH as they just did. I think it's some kind of law of the universe. Like last years Giants-Pats superbowl upset. It al balances out in the end. And if all hope is lost, I humbly volunteer my services for the post-loss dicking.
# posted by Blogger LaminatedSamurai : 10/06/2008 10:58 PM
 
Nerd alert!

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# posted by Blogger TAFKAMA : 10/08/2008 12:01 PM
 
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